When i first joined Tumblr i would read things here and think, " wow, all this is so funny. These people here are weirdly awesome."
After a few months of into it i finally realised how morally questionable and mentally deranged the audience here is and i was a little startled. Then I realised further that to enjoy their humour i would've to be equally fucked. Then I fainted.
Now? Now I party with vampires and dry hump wolves and throw cats into fire when I dream of jungles the night before to appease to satan and also now I wait outside everybody's rooms to suck little parts of their soul whenever they walk past me and the ultimate goal is to be immortal.
Mthefucking hell I've been holding the fort for weeks now, why the fuck Tumblr
Noticing that I haven't been getting any new pornbot followers for the last few days:
April 17th: studying rocket science is not too bad if you like it enough 🚀
Steven: Why do we have bruises all over our face? We weren't on any mission, were we?
Marc: No?
Jake: *trying his best to appear nonchalant
¿I went to the beach, hermanos?
Steven and Marc: *surprised but pleased at this turn in conversation
Jake: *speaking with a gentle smile.
A little blonde kid tried to push me in the sand. He thought it was funny.
*the smile turns manical
I threw him into the sea.
Steven and Marc: *sighing heavily but not surprised.
Marc: but what has that to do with the brusies.
Jake: *scowling now
That poco blonde shit had a big family.
*After a little pause
Jake: can we go to the beach again?
Steven and Marc: FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
study sessions on wednesdays feel almost relaxing 🎞️
finally got my film from 2019 to present developed T__T some of them are so shitty but im obsessed w some of them….love….
nov 06, '22: exam season again. making a list of all the topics i need to study. it's stressful tbh, but i hope to do better//
physics girlies unite
(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)
ENTP, Slytherclaw, Nerd culture, Late night productivity, ADHD Moodboard for @liamhastea
TAYLOR SWIFT; EVERYBODY!
"MIDNIGHTS"
VIGILANTE SHIT;
I literally died here! This was breathtaking and beautiful, no more words. Taylor's an absolute genius. Not just the lyrics, but the feel of the song itself!
KARMA;
QUESTIONS;
"Fucking politics and gender roles" , yeah Taylor, we all hate being limited by them when we converse. We all fear how will we be percieve of we don't deliver the norm when we open our mouths or exist even, in public.
VIGILANTE SHIT;
"Lately I've been dressing for revenge"
ANTI-HERO; OFFICIAL VIDEO;
The look✨