When Will Dan And Phil Make A Full Length Youtube Video With Thomas Sanders

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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brendon blurbs!! (some are nsfw!) ••••• a/n: these are just random things i though of. i’m sitting bored in class so why not. ••••• -bren giving you little kisses when you go anywhere (literally is it’s the grocery store or taking the dogs for a walk.) and he says it’s bc he will “miss you” -going on tour with him and after a show cuddling in his bunk and watching friends -in the summer swimming in the pool and him yelling “CANNONBALL” and splashing you and the dogs -for your 1 year anniversary he would take you out somewhere kinda nice and treat you like a fucking princess. -when you get home he picks you up (bridal style obviously.) and throws you on the bed -wait can we talk ab that boys LIPS THOUGH?? OOOH -tbh he would so go down on you for like an hour. and he loves every second of it -like you would come 3 times and he would finally be satisfied -anywaysss uhhh, yeah -you guys counting to see who curses more in a day just for fun -uhhh, sex would be amazing obviously. -like him being really slow and passionate then also being really rough. -ok i’m done, bye!!

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when will dan and phil make a full length youtube video with thomas sanders

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