When Will Dan And Phil Make A Full Length Youtube Video With Thomas Sanders

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

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Update on reading Simon Vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda

So I’m only to chapter four, and this is probably a really inappropriate guess and I have a dirty mind, but I know I’m wrong, so where did Blue’s alias come from? How did he come up with it? I mean he had to have some inspiration. Blue.. hm. Now, being a member of the LGBT+ community, gay subtext and bad puns are revolving around my life. But Blue.

This reminds me back to Heathers. When Kurt and Ram’s balls were blue for Veronica?

So maybe this is some reference, that Blue has had to keep his identity hidden for this long, his sexual identity, the person he feels comfortable being?

Maybe his balls were blue for Simon. I’ll never know.

Okay someone please correct me and tell me the truth I need to know where ‘Blue’ came from

Too Tense to Be Undone (1/4)

Too Tense to Be Undone (¼) | Dan’s never had an orgasm before. Despite being in a relationship with his ex-girlfriend for three years, he’s just never been able to finish. The doctor’s don’t know what’s wrong with him, so Dan’s mostly put it out of his mind. Until his gap year, when he starts talking with AmazingPhil, and accidentally admits that he’s never come before. Phil’s happy to help with more than just convincing Dan to post YouTube videos, if Dan will just give him the chance. | Phan | Explicit | Slight Friends with Benefits, Pining, Eventual Smut, Very Explicit Smut, Dirty Talk, Flirting, Getting Together, 2009, Skype | 4,569 Words This Chapter

Intense thank you to @imnotinclinedtomaturity who has spent the last week editing fics for me because apparently I’m on a roll. Also for spurring me on when I got this idea out of nowhere (I’ll be honest, I saw this really cute porn video on my dash and I couldn’t help myself. It was supposed to be PWP I don’t know what happened). Also thank you to my followers on tumblr who kept encouraging me to go on while I screamed at them that the word length just kept growing.

I’ll be posting every other day, so expect to hear back from me with chapter 2 on Monday :) I’m still writing chapter 4 so uh, extra encouragement would be… appreciated.

Title from David Bowie’s song “Get Real”.

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