I'm Sorry But What Is The Actual Fuck With Those Sliding Ads? Tumblr Are You Fucking Nuts?

I want to tattoo this masterpiece of a post on my forearm so I can reread it whenever I want

I could write a thesis on how Jae Won’s libido and romantic life are affected by his depression. I WILL SCREAM ON THE ROOFTOPS THAT BABY IS HIS FIRST LOVE TOO. He his a sensual and attractive bi/pan dude who has never been in love nor in lust. When he gave in to his attraction to JH he felt that the accident was the consequence of him indulging in pleasure. The way Jae Won shot down every spontaneous idea Ji Hyun had when they got back together ?! Refusing to listen to their giddiness, horniness, their joy and trying to be a senior when in fact he is AS GREEN as JH ?. He refused Ji Hyun’s invitation to sleep over, to ditch school, to leave the party early to be alone together, he resisted until he could not take it anymore and hugged his lover. Ji Hyun had to throw that man on his bed, pin him down and grind on him to get him to relax and give in. Good thing Ji Hyun is really a sexpot who will bang this dude into an early hip replacement.

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

So basically Ariana Grande lowkey quoted Ceasar in "Seven Rings" and nobody noticed

"I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it" is the modern version of "Veni, Vedi, Vici"(that is translated like "I saw, I came, I conquered") . Try to change my mind

Justin sitting on the couch with Clay and Jessica and saying "i love you guys" in that ridiculous tone is everything

Do you ever have to suppress the urge to get up put on your nicest clothes apply dark lipstick cast a glance at yourself in the mirror then decidedly grab your purse and just go?

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

Is there anyone who still watches riverdale unironically?

I don't believe it. We all do it to have a good laugh

P. S. Seriously a fUckInG rOckEt??

Shut the fuck up, birds!

-A Ravenclaw at 4 am, watching buzzfeed vids

Does anybody else here have a kink for dumbasses?

It pains me to see that the judge from hell fandom is relatively small here on tumblr

The show is straight up tumblr crowd's alley - it has a sassy morally gray female character, a sad wet loser boy love interest, a team of silly goofy demons

Way more people should be posting about the judge from hell. Let's get that second season y'all