Your personal Tumblr journey starts here
Dumbass - Blog Posts
I have a theory.
If as a child, someone barely talks, they will grow up and say things without thinking about it.
My evidence is myself because I was quiet till high school when I suddenly have the balls to say whatever too whoever.
I dead ass told MY PRINCIPAL that I thought his kids like whos from Dr Seuss.
You're probably thinking that's not bad and you're right, it's what I said afterwards.
I told him, his wife, and his 5 year old son that his kid looked like the Grinch...
I said he looked like Jim Carrey's live action Grinch as a kid.
I still can't believe I said that to him and I hope his son is okay. I really meant it in the best way possible though. Grinch as a kid was cute and I meant just like the facial structure, you know.
He will never let me forget it
“What do you know about infectious diseases?” -teacher
“They spread” -person
“Does that make sluts diseases?” -me
*casually slides a guitar over to Seph*
He spends nearly forty minutes strumming it tunelessly to almost comical degrees. Which royally pisses him off because he hates that he's not a natural at it like everything else.
Spends a week in the library aggressively glaring at a selection of instrument guides.
Comes back, picks it up, conducts a single immaculate set of chords and twangs, then proceeds to never touch it again. There. Ego satisfied. He needs his hands in good condition for swordplay anyway.
Sporking Projects List
Sporking is looking at bad fanfics and making fun of them and critiquing them.
IT IS NOT TO MAKE FUN OF THE AUTHOR!
Request a bad fanfic if you want me to spork it.
Fics I’ll Be Sporking:
Cars: Two friends, one cup (Fandom: Cars)
TM4TR (Fandom: Cars)
Tow Mater (Fandom: Cars)
The Disney Seven (Fandom: Disney)
(Possibly) Curse of the Demon Pony (Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Fandoms I’m A Part Of:
Cars movies (sans Planes 1 and 2)
Pixar
Disney
Steven Universe
Gravity Falls
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
Star vs. The Forces of Evil
Dreamworks
Phineas and Ferb
Samurai Jack
Classic Nickelodeon
Classic Cartoon Network
Kim Possible
How I Met Your Mother
Code Geass
Ouran Highschool Host Club
Your Name
Studio Ghibli
*Opening a package of Italian Meatballs for some spaghetti I'm making*
Huh.. I wonder what kind of meatballs are traditionally put into pasta dishes
*realizes*
ah yes "cursed austrailia" my favorite city
also we have first day of school tommmorow. Fuck!!
“mdni” continues to like minors posts
don’t be fucking hypocritical
Someday You’ll Go Far… and I Hope You Stay There
What was the reason for this?? Like what??
no one ever shows the sa2 recap for city escape where sonic's like "yeah these nice policemen wanted to take me on a drive hey what the fuck" bro would get kidnapped so easily. GUN put "free chili dogs" on the side of their helicopter did aosth sonic teach you NOTHING
Hesgeth is a disgrace that wouldn’t last the minutes in the old days of the internet filled with pedos and chat rooms where you had to protect your personal info and didn’t have a nanny looking over your shoulder ever ten seconds like we have now
AGAIN the fucker did it AGAIN FFS
Does anybody else here have a kink for dumbasses?
Layla: It’s dark in here, can you get a flashlight please?
Nabu: You’re the only light in my LIFE love.
Layla:NaBu I cAn’T fUcKiNg SeE!
the urge to cut is so strong but my parents are always coming into my room after I've been up there for like 10 minutes since I gave them a letter explaining everything. I'm such a hypocrite but still
Warning for this, there will be some sexual theme said here. You are warn!
I imagine myself cosplaying as Harry Potter in a daydream, me and some other HP Cosplayers were ask what is our favorite thing in Starbucks. Everyone said their answer but I didn't understand it somehow and was out of character and said that I only drink their hot chocolate with whip-cream (Which I do, I'm not a Starbucks person but their hot chocolate is different from others I've ever tastiest) but the Draco Cosplayer said 'what if Harry Potter have a favorite thing' but I was trying so hard to think like him that I said, "...ummm...uhh-Draco's dick cum-..shit!"
I am just giggling like a idiot here, I was just reading a Drarry fic XD
I've been skipping on taking my eye drops that help me see. Now I can only see the laptop screen if I squint like I'm in need of thick ass glasses.
Sometimes ur family is you, ur wife, ur kids, and ur family bear, and that old guy and his mule that come from the prospector town to bring goods to ur log cabin on his way through the mountains
i just realized that i’d definitely be the first to go in a horror movie, like i’d see something/somebody looking hurt and i’d go see if i could help it/them, and then bam *insert stab or other horror shit here*
Oh he wants me to let you guys know that it's ok because he was looking at football plays.
So... my buddy and I were in the middle of class when an earthquake drill starts and his dumbass does this shit.
So Plesitsky asks him (if not out loud) to watch closely and our badass dumbass dude just stares without his specs who knows watching what
I was today years old
when I found out that …
Triangle basically means “three angles” :)
fuck this
hey @the-familiars-union can i join you
You’re all probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here…
It has come to my attention that I have too many apprentices (followers). The doors have been locked, all your magic has been sealed, and there is only one way out.
In order to leave, you must kill at least one other person here. You might be wondering “how? You just said we can’t use magic.” Well, fist fight. There’s also some weapons scattered around this enormous room.
Have fun!