These Are Not Pizzas, Especially That First One. These Are Abominations, Experiments Created By Mankind

I just realized, the TF2 mercs would probably THRIVE in madness combat. Well, not thrive, thrive is to imply they wouldn’t be on the constant brink of starvation and stuff, but they’d certainly do well, that’s for sure. I’m imagining them hiding and bunking down in an abandoned building or something, Engi has a nest set up, the only weapons that have followed them into the strange world of stone and death being their primary guns (along with special ones that are needed for the character to function their main role- so Medic would keep the medigun, and Engi would get his wrench. If you wanna shake the Tupperware box a bit, you can make it so that some characters like, say, Scout, only get their melee or an improvised weapon, and Demo as another example could get the Eyelander & shield along with his sticky & grenade launcher, considering I can both see him pushing and rushing intruders and also setting up traps at the main doors and watching on some sorta improvised camera feed to see if anyone that ain’t the mercs is swinging by), and they’re just in there staving off whatever comes at them, blowing holes in raiders or scavengers and taking turns on a mock-“night watch”, considering night technically never comes and never leaves.

A crossover anything would be actual peak I swear.

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I have an issue with idiotic henchmen characters because why can’t you shoot him, you dumbasses, we went through a whole interview, you had like ten years of experience, and suddenly now you decide to act like if I gave my dementia ridden grandma a twelve-gauge and put her in WW3?

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hello again. I know I wasn’t really invited to the convo but I just couldn’t sit by without a little ramble. Hope ya don’t mind.

Real? For all my knowledge, no, however the easiest to remake is the green one, the turret thingy. Basically a sentry with legs- shoots high caliber sniper shots I believe. It can lock on to targets with such accuracy that it’s pretty hard to dodge if you’re a man (or Mann, in this case), and can move to better grounds if needed. It’ll also use those legs for balancing, being able to stamp into the ground and sit there, unable to be moved by bullets of any caliber, rockets, grenades, etc.. only thing that can dig it out and disorient it is that antenna at the top there, or just hitting it hard as hell (as seen by the blue bot at the top of the list. It took V2’s arm for itself and uses it as a weapon, and that arm is strong enough to knock the green machine on its ass).

You can figure it out, right?

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

There’s a man on my desk what do I do with him

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I JUST READ THE NEW TF2 COMIC OH MY FUCKING GOD YES YEAH BABY LETS FUCKING GO WOOOOOOO

So, if you try to equip the Snow Ring on Susie in Deltarune, she’ll say this.

This is a bit odd, cuz that means she knows what Noelle smells like, and she’s known enough to both recognize it and know it’s not just something that happened once or twice.

Two questions:

1. How does Susie know what Noelle smells like? Does she just sniff her, or..??

2. What do yall think Noelle smells like? Personally, it’s those mint candy canes. (why am I making headcanons for how a Christmas deer lady smells like??)

man I fucking love Christmas and being jolly and shit but DESPISE winter why the fuck is it so COLD