I Have An Issue With Idiotic Henchmen Characters Because Why Can’t You Shoot Him, You Dumbasses, We
I have an issue with idiotic henchmen characters because why can’t you shoot him, you dumbasses, we went through a whole interview, you had like ten years of experience, and suddenly now you decide to act like if I gave my dementia ridden grandma a twelve-gauge and put her in WW3?
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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
REAL. Man I could go for a sandwich right now. Buttered toast and anything between would be stellar but I dunno many recipes aside from classic PB&J.
I hunger. Mind talking about some of your favorite foods?
Potatoes... Toast, Bacon. Ham. Oh, man. Now I'm hungry.
Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked
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That one you’re talking about is V1, made for war, built by violence. As the rest, it runs on blood as fuel, but that’s not the fun part. If ya can remember, it can improvise and use any weapon it comes across in seconds as if it was the only weapon it’s been using its whole life, using it with pinpoint accuracy and even being able to set up complex traps with said weapons if possible. What I’m saying is, it doesn’t NEED weapons to start out with, it just needs a person, a test doll, and even then, it doesn’t really. It can strike with a force so hard as to redirect bullets if needed, not to mention probably faster than that Boston Basher of yours, and this is all off the top of my head! It tore off its “upgrade”’s custom made arm and immediately knew how it worked within seconds, no database needed. It doesn’t even have the flaw of predictability because it’s complex enough to think on its feet and improvise.
Lemme put it simply; it doesn’t need a weapon because it IS the weapon, and a deadly, self-sufficient one at that. You get this on your side and you’re unstoppable.
What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.
Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?
I drew these. I drew these and I am happy with it.
I don’t even know. I mean, it’s really sadistic to the point of trying to be “stylish” with its kills and making sure none is the same as the last, and would maybe attack on sight, but that’s no guarantee. Best I can tell you is to not sneak up on it, raise your hands in the air and try your best to talk it down, as it hasn’t seen a proper human in probably eons, and if it does have some sort of database, we can assume the Geneva Convention is hard coded into it considering it was made to win wars. Also, something to note is that it was made to counter the last machine created. If you can, try doing some digging on the “Earthmover” line of machinery, but the name should be enough, right?
Here’s a look at it, despite the low quality. Yes, what you see on its shoulder/chest are buildings.
What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.
Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?
