I Might Be Stupid Because Like I Come Across Someone’s Art Or Insane Rambles And It’s Really Really

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the boyo

(crowned King Boyo very recently-eth)

I got cult of the lamb and named my cult “Bunger King”

Happy trans visibility day or something I have zero concept of time

I can see you now.

You cannot hide.

(Do not go hollow, friends.)

I drew these. I drew these and I am happy with it.

I just realized, the TF2 mercs would probably THRIVE in madness combat. Well, not thrive, thrive is to imply they wouldn’t be on the constant brink of starvation and stuff, but they’d certainly do well, that’s for sure. I’m imagining them hiding and bunking down in an abandoned building or something, Engi has a nest set up, the only weapons that have followed them into the strange world of stone and death being their primary guns (along with special ones that are needed for the character to function their main role- so Medic would keep the medigun, and Engi would get his wrench. If you wanna shake the Tupperware box a bit, you can make it so that some characters like, say, Scout, only get their melee or an improvised weapon, and Demo as another example could get the Eyelander & shield along with his sticky & grenade launcher, considering I can both see him pushing and rushing intruders and also setting up traps at the main doors and watching on some sorta improvised camera feed to see if anyone that ain’t the mercs is swinging by), and they’re just in there staving off whatever comes at them, blowing holes in raiders or scavengers and taking turns on a mock-“night watch”, considering night technically never comes and never leaves.

A crossover anything would be actual peak I swear.

That’s me, the one and only.

That one you’re talking about is V1, made for war, built by violence. As the rest, it runs on blood as fuel, but that’s not the fun part. If ya can remember, it can improvise and use any weapon it comes across in seconds as if it was the only weapon it’s been using its whole life, using it with pinpoint accuracy and even being able to set up complex traps with said weapons if possible. What I’m saying is, it doesn’t NEED weapons to start out with, it just needs a person, a test doll, and even then, it doesn’t really. It can strike with a force so hard as to redirect bullets if needed, not to mention probably faster than that Boston Basher of yours, and this is all off the top of my head! It tore off its “upgrade”’s custom made arm and immediately knew how it worked within seconds, no database needed. It doesn’t even have the flaw of predictability because it’s complex enough to think on its feet and improvise.

Lemme put it simply; it doesn’t need a weapon because it IS the weapon, and a deadly, self-sufficient one at that. You get this on your side and you’re unstoppable.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

REAL. Man I could go for a sandwich right now. Buttered toast and anything between would be stellar but I dunno many recipes aside from classic PB&J.

I hunger. Mind talking about some of your favorite foods?

Potatoes... Toast, Bacon. Ham. Oh, man. Now I'm hungry.

man I fucking love Christmas and being jolly and shit but DESPISE winter why the fuck is it so COLD

Yall ain’t ever gonna believe who my buddy just met