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blazzium

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blazzium
8 months ago

two braincell kings

blazzium
9 months ago

Casually sees a TV show that hasn't aired in almost 20 years, who's story got cancelled by the company they were being backed by, and my brain immediately goes:

"HYPERFIXATE AND TURN IT INTO A FANTASY AU NOW"

And I'm honestly along for the ride.

Let me know if y'all wanna hear my dumb, completely insane idea


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blazzium
11 months ago

ALL HAIL

Bubbles

Bubbles

These are natural. More commonly known as Mammatus clouds. On this rare occasion, the lighting makes it look unreal.

blazzium
1 year ago
In The Eyes Of What Once Upon A Time Was His Best Friend, He Could Not Help But Shiver - Though Not From

In the eyes of what once upon a time was his best friend, he could not help but shiver - though not from the cold.

He refuses to let this be his final resting place, he will not have Rae bury his best friend.


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blazzium
1 year ago
Passive Perception 

Passive Perception 

blazzium
1 year ago

If I had a nickle for every time I had an in the closet gay captain as my favorite character from a tv show named James, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.


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blazzium
1 year ago

D&D enemies to lovers confirmed

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

blazzium
1 year ago
It Was Only A Matter Of Time...

It was only a matter of time...

Impulse's 3rd Life Series broke my heart. This is what became of that finale in my head. Betrayal really does sting when you're on the recieving side of it, huh?


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blazzium
1 year ago

Okay... hear me out

I like to see the final battle with Pearl against the Homewreckers as such: we all know that Impulse's final death message said something along the line of "died whilst trying to escape BDoubleO100", right? And that Pearl got the final hit on Bdubs, which ended the Homewrecker's series, right?

Imagine in the dark forest, Impulse feeling the aches and pains from Bdubs as he fights Pearl, as her dogs tear into both of them and her axe tears through the clocker like Butter. Impulse would be pretty scared and desperate, right? Desperate men do stupid things.

In the heat of battle, Impulse decides that he is going to try and flank Pearl while she's distracted with Bdubs. Meanwhile Bdubs has no idea where his soulmate went. He's so focused on staying alive and fighting off Pearl that he doesn't see Impulse rush at her from behind.

But Pearl does.

As Bdubs lashes out with his sword, attempting one last time to get the final hit on her, Pearl strafes to the side.

His sword still makes contact.

Impulse couldn't react fast enough.

When Bdubs' blade sank into his stomach, Impulse could only stare into the eyes of his partner, the man who had cost him life after life throughout all three seasons of this stupid game.

Pearl took one swing, and they were both dead. Impulse is seathing, but only on the inside. How poetic: betrayed again by the man who was supposed to be his soulmate.

...

Ouch, my heart


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blazzium
1 year ago
"He's Not Even Looking. You Could Do It Now, Get It Over With!"

"He's not even looking. You could do it now, get it over with!"

"No... not a member of T.I.E.S... I'll go for someone else."

Boogeyman Impulse, my beloved! He was so cool during the entire episode! His mental battle in controlling the bloodlust when it came to his fellow team members? *Chef's kiss*. I will draw more Life Series stuff, even if it kills me.


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blazzium
2 years ago
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"
Would You Blink Already?!"

Would you blink already?!"

And the first shall be first And the last shall be last Cast your eyes to heaven You get a knife in the back Nobody's righteous Nobody's proud Nobody's innocent Now that the chips are down When the chips are down, by Anaïs Mitchell, Hadestown.

I will cling to any piece of lore as a starving crab holding a fish.

MY FISH.


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blazzium
2 years ago
There Is No Shadow Without Light, No Hope Without Sorrow, No Moon Without The Sun
There Is No Shadow Without Light, No Hope Without Sorrow, No Moon Without The Sun

There is no shadow without light, no hope without sorrow, no moon without the sun


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blazzium
2 years ago

Two sides of the same coin, forever running, intertwined, together, a neverending feedback of the same dark memory.

Will this nightmare ever cease?

Two Sides Of The Same Coin, Forever Running, Intertwined, Together, A Neverending Feedback Of The Same

Welp, Sausage lore has officially broken me... I leave this here as I go to retrieve the fragments of my heart.


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blazzium
2 years ago

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

blazzium
2 years ago

THEIR DESIGNS! LITERALLY CANNOT IMAGINE THOMAS OR NORMAN LOOKING LIKE ANYTHING ELSE.

AHHHH I WANNA DRAW THEM SO BADLY

Just a tiny bit of angst to go on top of the sadness cake, please.

Abomination hurt me physically and I keep coming back because it's that good. The sheer talent

The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.
The Joey Drew Studios Crew! I Love Them All So So Much, You Have No Idea.

The Joey Drew Studios crew! I love them all so so much, you have no idea.

blazzium
2 years ago

Crying laughing rn 🤣

A Gentle Reminder

a gentle reminder

blazzium
2 years ago

People are with you.

I wish safety upon the women of Iran and I hope the winds of change follow you soon. Let them know that you deserve just as much as they do!

Credit: Unknown.

Credit: Unknown.

Please let me know if you own this pic. Thank you

blazzium
2 years ago

Can we agree that Montgomery "Scotty" Scott (more aimed towards the TOS version) has to be secretly super strong? He's chief engineer, that shit has got to require some strength!

Imagine a scenario that someone larger needs to be carried to medbay and when Scotty goes to do it, Kirk goes:

"Oh let me help you with that" and Scotty, lovely Scotty, just shakes his head and says

"Don't worry about that captain" and fucking LIFTS THEM BY HIMSELF

Kirk and the others are like "WHEN THE HELL COULD HE DO THAT?!?!"

Scotty is secretly super strong and gets incredibly bashful when someone compliments him about it.

I love that fucking Scottish chief engineer so much...


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blazzium
2 years ago

Reblog if your blog is not a terf safe space

blazzium
2 years ago

This is so fucking sool, look at this shit!

I Went To New Orleans For Vacation A Week Ago And The Result Is Being Inspired To Draw Mardi Gras Marvin

I went to New Orleans for vacation a week ago and the result is being inspired to draw Mardi Gras Marvin hope y'all enjoy <3

Closer look at the cards below the cut

I Went To New Orleans For Vacation A Week Ago And The Result Is Being Inspired To Draw Mardi Gras Marvin
I Went To New Orleans For Vacation A Week Ago And The Result Is Being Inspired To Draw Mardi Gras Marvin
I Went To New Orleans For Vacation A Week Ago And The Result Is Being Inspired To Draw Mardi Gras Marvin
I Went To New Orleans For Vacation A Week Ago And The Result Is Being Inspired To Draw Mardi Gras Marvin
I Went To New Orleans For Vacation A Week Ago And The Result Is Being Inspired To Draw Mardi Gras Marvin
blazzium
2 years ago

"After all this time... it really is you..."

"Did you get what you wanted, Actor? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?"

"After All This Time... It Really Is You..."

This was so fun to make! Seems Actor is caught looking too much into the past and didn't see whether or not the future would be the way he wanted it to be.


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blazzium
2 years ago
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3 years ago
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3 years ago

Adam Chance from Home Free

Adam Chance From Home Free

The guys in Home Free appreciate art apparently, so I hoped to do their wonderful Baritone/Bass justice!


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blazzium
3 years ago

Seriously tho, don't be a prick

Get vaccinated and be safe for everyone around you

@yeahitsak

blazzium
3 years ago
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3 years ago
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blazzium
3 years ago
Only A Little

Only a little


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blazzium
3 years ago

Skies of Gold

Skies Of Gold

Corran Seh'khar

A man born thousands of light-years away from the solar system, Corran had the unfortunate experience of being rejected by his home planet when he was infected with a disease they conscidered sinuous. Now half Celestial half vampire, Corran serves the Stjarenfell family on Aerus, the home of the Time Watchers after 500 thousand years in stasis.

He is loyal and stoic, often having issues protraying his admiration for people, however would sacrafice himself if needed.

He is bodyguard to Cthulhu's children, Jason and Adora, and is the second in command to both the king and his wife Athena.

He is also the representative in Team United's council when the others either cannot be present or if he is needed.

The bloodlust isn't hard to quench, however once he has a taste, it becomes nearly impossible to slow him down. The only people known to have been able to stop him has been the Sjarenfell family.


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blazzium
3 years ago

REPOSTING TO SAVE MY LIFE HOLY SHIT

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