Now I Want Yo Read This. But No Fics. Help.

Now I want yo read this. But no fics. Help.

So I've been on a reading kick for Elias adopts Baby Jon who has timetraveled from the apocalypse and is an avatar fics, and I am vastly disappointed. Why, you may ask? Because no one has taken advantage of one very obvious fact: Jonah Magnus would 100% be a bitchy PTA Karen parent.

Think about it. He would use the Eye to to know that, actually, Susan did NOT make those cupcakes for the bake sale, she bought them from fucking Waitrose. And she's cheating on her wife with Debra the LLW teacher. So she better tell little Jimmy to back the fuck off his special little eye boi or he will RUIN her reputation.

Like, just for a second, imagine him striding up to a school in his finest Boring Manager (tm) Attire, and the principal thinks it's gonna be a generic meeting. Then this bastard calmly takes off his jacket, folds it over his arm and tells the principal that if Mr Anderson doesn't start providing proper care and facilities for Jon's neurodivergence and knowledge powers, someone might just let slip about that tax fraud you're committing. Oh, and also, your partner is flirting with the mailman as we speak. And then just fucking strides off, Knowing that you will do as he asked cause how the fuck does he know that?!?

The potential guys, I swear.

(Yes in this world he also drives a minivan. It has a giant eye painted on the side. Jon calls it Mystereye Machine)

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3 months ago

Some more Stobotnik doodles.

Stone gets comfortable with Game!Rob and Game!Rob is appreciating the ego stroking.

Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.

Should I have waited to clean up doodle comic ideas of Movie!Rob coming to get his Stone back before Posting super unpolished Game!Stone in a cell.... Perhaps.

Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.

Game!Stone appreciates being a kept man. Also Stones little fangs.

Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.

Tails got caught up in the romance and whimsy. Forgive him.

Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.

Just thinkin about Rob lacing his own fingers together when trying to bond with his grandfather only for his grandfather to really show what unconditional love is and then deny him.

But at least he understands now

Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.
Some More Stobotnik Doodles.

S1vS3 The Ivos hate each other.

Another victim of my inability to draw motorcycles.

Some More Stobotnik Doodles.

Smooch.

3 weeks ago
First Kiss! Robotnik Totally Forgot That Kisses Are A Thing
First Kiss! Robotnik Totally Forgot That Kisses Are A Thing

First kiss! Robotnik totally forgot that kisses are a thing

3 months ago

Are you telling me that Stone survived a fall that should have killed him, stole a soldier's uniform, pulled Ivo's broken body out of the rubble, somehow carried him away of the scene and all the way to Mexico quickly enough for him not to die, THEN spent months caring for him all while avoiding the authorities?

Lee was right, Robotnik needs Stone WAY more than Stone needs Robotnik.

3 months ago
Dude The Deleted Scenes Though... Come Onnnn

dude the deleted scenes though... come onnnn

1 year ago

Choose off. Always. Don't you dare come in with them or you'll clean the floor!/j

so I'm Canadian and I grew up ALWAYS taking my shoes off in the house. I watch a lot of American TV though and they almost never take their shoes off in the house, which for years I thought was just for convenience when filming, but I've learned that apparently some people actually do leave their shoes on???

anyway all this to say can you reblog this with where you're from and whether or not you take your shoes off in the house?


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8 months ago

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS

I have been putting this off for a while as there are people out there that im sure need money more but me and my dad are in a tight spot as we have no car so my dad has to bike to work and its almost a 25 minute bike ride in the scourching heat and humidity, and I can not get a job due to physical limitations and not having a high school diploma or my GED. My father needs help paying the bills, so any art commissions are EXTREAMLY helpful! Luckily, I have my mother who can order me groceries, but she lives an hour away and is busy a lot. All money will go to funding bills and funding my father a car!

Here is my art commissions information! I take paypal as payment, and you will get a free discord emote(chibi) of whatever character you like + facial expression you want with each commission

(Ontop of this, I also do voice acting work, so if you need a voice actor, I will happily do that as well)

3 years ago

I can hope but this probs won't work lmao

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3 months ago
Stone And His Motorbike Should Be Talked About More

Stone and his motorbike should be talked about more

3 months ago

agent stone is sooo German Shepherd coded. I’ve seen folks say Golden Retriever a few times and that isn’t it at ALL.

His number one trait is unwavering loyalty- but it’s only for one person. He dismisses others and is only passive with them, even going as far as disliking most other people/creatures that come around.

He takes orders when robotnik is around, and otherwise takes a light and smart lead. He doesn’t love on everyone else, just his one person. Not Golden Retriever at all!!!

For his person, he’s endlessly again- loyal. Pleasing. He puts his thoughts aside just to listen and take orders from the one person he respects. He’s level headed when he knows robotnik is safe and under control, and his only true worry comes from when his person is under distress, or threatened. That’s enough to set him scared.

And he’d be more than happy just staying with that one person forever.

Ever seen the adoration in working German Shepherds eyes while they’re at work? Check out some videos, they’re neat to watch. Hell yeah though, that’s sure him.

self projecting a little tho 🤭 I love those dogs, and he deserves better than the meager golden retriever treatment.

6 months ago

Do you ever get the urge to listen to a song but the only thing you can remember is like, two lyrics and you don't have it saved anywhere and can't recall the name?

Yeah, that's happening to me rn. All I can hear is "I'll never forgive him, i'll never forget" and it's this one guy singing and it's sort of like a rock song, idk. I can't remember what the song is and it's driving me insane, literally. Send help.

Update: it's been 10 minutes since I posted this and I found the song. I'm so mad about it, it's called four aces by fish in a bird cage


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