*Absolutely C R U S H E S  this Five-gallon Bucket Of Love Your Partner Juice*

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

Master chef Pokemon Scarlet Edition

oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood

this is how i feel about any Warriors character

Everyone is always talking about how everyone learns at their own pace, but that only seems to apply to folks who learn slower so here we go

Shout out to folks who learn quick

To folks who solve their math problems in five seconds

To folks who read the entire book series in a day

To folks who understand things first in science

To folks who get straight A's

To folks who don't know failure

To folks who are assigned extra work

Spinner, walking into the hideout: “Where’s Tomura?”

Toga: “He’s outside setting off firecrackers with All Might and Endeavor action figures attached to them.”

Spinner: “Where’s Dabi?”

Mr. Compress: “Who do you think is lighting them?”

Dabi: “Do another Endeavor one.”

Tomura: “We just did three in a row, it’s my turn.”

Twice, watching them: “Aww, they’re bonding.”

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

Wayne McLoughlin you’ll always be famous to me

Wayne McLoughlin I miss you dearly