And he drank it all
arachkids
miles twins bickering
My mind immediately after I say anything to anyone:
“They don’t care. That was fucking stupid.”
Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.
the gang's all here!!
I love that Pavitr literally backflips outta bed
Meanwhile Hobie hates mornings and is like 'if you getting robbed before noon that's between you and god homie DO NOT call me'
*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal
miles morales voice can you please take my itsy bitsy ass seriously
"how do you get stuff done?" bitch with tears in my eyes 😭
putting things into a cart online and then staring at them intensely before deleting them and exiting the website. edging retail therapy
I just saw the movie and I'm gonna make this silly little guy my entire personality for the next month :DDD
desperately need a man to smack me over the head with a guitar
wait for it || trollhunters amv
Wanted to make a sort of tribute… Thank you- Trollhunters cast and crew- for bringing one of the most incredible stories to life <3
asmocore is all about that valentine's day aesthetic but make it unhinged. pinks, blood, lace, pearls, fangs, sweets, reds, poison, scorpions, the desert, luxury clothing, perfumes, desperation, haughtiness, lovesick
Grannyfucker if you will
Not saying grandmotherfucker is straight up ageism
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
i need to be with someone who is really into driving bc im a passenger seat type of girl. the views bitch the look
How slutty would you say you are?
In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.
Give us a history lesson
fuck them kids
Christmas gifts for your mother: extremely heartfelt, thought out, emotionally captivating heirloom
Christmas gifts for your father: Tractor Supply Gift Card
I wanna tell him that he has the cutest name I've ever heard and that it suits him very well because he is the cutest
I literally can’t make eye contact with you without grinning like an idiot omg
I inherited my mother's nose and the colour of her anger- crimson with a hint of green. She gave me her pearls and wrapped them with her sadness, and we called it a perfect birthday.
-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The Flesh I Burned
i've learnt that i can become homesick for people too