"Thank you, treasured friends..."
this was just arven's game and we were just competent npcs
Here's the sound of appletun's little feet without background music
Master chef Pokemon Scarlet Edition
the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing
i want to see art of professor sycamore discovering sylveon
like
he’s just petting an eevee and suddenly it evolves and he just points at it and yells “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
“WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?!?!?!”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
and one of his assistants comes in all ‘Professor, what’s wro-WHAT IS THAT?!”
and he just turns to them and flails his arms at sylveon going “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
why y'all so obsessed with helping a man grow? go grow a plant sis
me when im trying 2 fight off my hand washing compulsions
i <3 menial tasks. for srs.
Everyone is always talking about how everyone learns at their own pace, but that only seems to apply to folks who learn slower so here we go
Shout out to folks who learn quick
To folks who solve their math problems in five seconds
To folks who read the entire book series in a day
To folks who understand things first in science
To folks who get straight A's
To folks who don't know failure
To folks who are assigned extra work
platonic kisses. platonic cuddles. platonic hand holding. platonic intimacy in general. you agree. reblog.
"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have
obsessed with relationships and found families made up of exclusively terrible people
truly the epitome of anyone is capable of love
I refuse to believe anyone actually has a visceral reaction of disgust to pineapple on pizza. As far as “weird foods” go that’s one of the most tame examples and pineapple is probably the least offensive fruit to put in a savory dish. Pineapple antis are on some performative shit like the people who pretend to be really uncomfortable with the word “moist”
forever puppies though
Artist
Bagel date 🥯
those bombs were my drugs when I played botw
missing babe so much right now
you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated
u cut my trees
u kaboom’d my bokos
i love u
Me too
i wish walls werent so perpendicular
sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen
i would be the perfect girlfriend please give me one chance
spring is like here you go have a little will to live as a treat
date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me
"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator
"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck
Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.
good riddance live
Just Mordecai and Viktor having a normal one.
Watch the full short here on YouTube!
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Clips here feature the animation and cleanup work of Sam Kessler (ENDO), Keaton Sapp, Julia Schoel, Carolina Senra, BMBrice, and Sam Staehler, with compositing by Matt Pichette!
I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*