Smokescreen: - So.. What's The Fear Of Spiders Called Again?

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - but if the human body doesn't get water, it dies!

ratchet: *takes away coca cola bottle*

ratchet: - i hate to break it to you, but this is not water.

smokescreen: *struggles to take the bottle back*

smokescreen: - no, but it's a liquid-

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

tfp!human!au

ultra magnus: *drinks his third coffee in a morning and prepares for the roll call after returning from the night duty*

smokescreen: — uh.. sir, are you sure you're alr-

ultra magnus: *cleares his throat*

ultra magnus: — those who are absent, raise your hands!

greetings!🌌 and nice avatar picture! this is beautiful drawing :>

hey!! ⭐

aww, thank you so much, i'm kinda flattered <3

actually, as you've probably guessed, it's my interpretation of tfp adult!miko. i like to think that although she didn't remain the exact same person when she grown up, she managed to conserve some part of her old self.

it's quite old, but i still like it, hehe

tfp!human!au:

after new year's party

bulkhead: - get up, it's 6 o'clock already!

smokescreen: - already? ohh, alright, guess i'll skip my morning training today..

bulkhead:

bulkhead: - no, i mean, it's 6 p.m.

no one:

vehicons: - if we combine our powers, we can be even more useless than we are individually

wheeljack: - but how did you find me?

ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»

knock out: - if a beautiful mech disagrees with me i'll immediately change my views. i have no principles.

bumblebee: - well, maybe you should have principles.

knock out: - you're right, maybe i should.

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

arcee: - what's the situation?

smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!

arcee: *looks around the battlefield*

arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.