No One:

smokescreen: - so.. what's the fear of spiders called again?

arcee: - weakness.

ratchet: - ..arachnophobia.

bulkhead: - common sense!

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

arcee: - what's the situation?

smokescreen: - everything goes according to plan!

arcee: *looks around the battlefield*

arcee: - seems like according to the enemy's plan.

wheeljack: - you're so resilient!

arcee: - thanks. my options were that or dead.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - your tattoos look dope, but what do they mean?

wheeljack, grinning: - that i cannot be trusted with two thousand bucks for sure.

☕ probably the weirdest associations ever but anyway tfp autobots as things you add in your tea:

🫙 wheeljack - cinnamon

🥛 smokescreen - milk

🥄 bulkhead - sugar

🌿 arcee - herbs

🍯 bumblebee - honey

🍋 ratchet - citrus

🫐 optimus - berries

🧊 ultra magnus - ice

🫗 cliffjumper - sugar syrup

tfp!human!au:

arcee: *stretches*

arcee: - ugh, my whole body hurts..

smokescreen: - oh, is it because of dealing with all that paperwork? or because of some intense workout?

arcee: - it's because of my being in my late 20s.

knock out, mad at himself, entering the medbay: - i'm just an incredible idiot!

shockwave: - awareness of the problem and an objective evaluation of its scale are 50% of its solution.

smokescreen, admiring the sunset: - now imagine how cool it would be if you could take screenshots in real life..

bulkhead:

arcee:

bulkhead, in a whisper: - may be we should remind him about cameras?

arcee, in a whisper: - nah

smokescreen: - well, in my defense, i was left unsupervised!

optimus: - wait, wasn't bumblebee with you?

bumblebee:

smokescreen:

smokescreen: - in his defense, he was also left unsupervised.