I Went With A Very Scared Thought

*Me not harrassing her but saying what i dont like in her histories*

I really dont like to be hated but still

To all the people who harass Lily Orchard, just, in general:

I hate... each and every last one of you.

And I hope you never find happiness every again, for as long as you live. :)

RWBY JAUNE WITCH HUNTER AU

Part 5: Cardin

*After Jaune gone missing for almost a year, The Witch Hunters Academy decided to send one of his best Hunters to go after Jaune. His name is Cardin, and very few know but he and Jaune... Were not friends*

*Right now, Cardin is going towards The Forest where Jaune was last seen, trying to find The Red Witch...*

Jaune: Ok... *He is in the Forest, removing its sword from The back of a Dead Boar* Ruby May like this. Lets see, fish for Blake, Boar for Ruby, Mushrooms for Weiss... Yang likes Steak right?

*Suddenly a branch cracks in the woods, Jaune pointing his sword towards the noise direction.*

Jaune: Who's There?!

Cardin: Wow. Now the Deer Boy wants to scream like a Wolf *appearing from behind a tree* Hey there, Deer Boy. Got everyone in the Academy missing ya.

Jaune: Cardin? What are you doing here?

Cardin: Oh the usual. The best hunter being sent to find The Worst. Typical things. Now lets see you! You look... *Jaune is wearing his armor, that is not rusty anymore* different.

Jaune: Yeah i... Got some friends.

Cardin: Right. You, The weakling of the academy, have friends now.

Jaune: Yeah, and they wont like you.

Cardin: What did you say?

*Cardin walked towards Jaune, who just lowered his head. Cardin was The one who picked on him in the academy, even beating him up at some points. Jaune didnt liked him, and specially not fighting him.*

Cardin: Tell me, Deer Boy. You really think that living in the woods, hunting wild animals and foraging! *He slaps The basket of itens from Jaune arm, making it go to the ground.* Would make you BETTER than me?

Jaune: ...

Cardin: You are right. It wont. Im just here to bring you back to the academy so your goddamn parents just shut up about losing their favourite baby. Now-

*Cardin looks up, noticing something. It was The RWBY Witches shed, and Yang, Weiss and Blake were arriving home.*

Cardin: Son of a bitch you were tracking them. The Snow Witch, The Faunus Witch and the Fighting Witch!

Jaune: Wait, Cardin! Dont go there, please.

Cardin: Why not? Should i remember your stupid ass brain what they are? They are witches! Servants of Salem, The Witch Queen! And they are made to be killed!

Jaune: Not them!

*Cardin stared at jaune with a flabbergastered expression, until he realized. So thats why Jaune disappeared. Why he looked better than before.*

Cardin: ... You are fucking them.

Jaune: What?

Cardin: So, now you are not a Witch Hunter, you are a Witch Layer? Wow, you really surpassed yourself. Or maybe... You are under a spell. *He unsheat his sword* And the only way to end a Witch Spell is killing The Witch.

Jaune: What are you going to do?

Cardin: Watch and learn, Deer Boy. Thats how you kill a Witch.

*Cardin walked towards the shed, but Jaune got on his way. He was holding his sword and shield, staring at Cardin.*

Jaune: I cant let you do this.

Cardin: You really lost your mind.

Jaune: Yeah... Probably.

*Cardin attacked first, Jaune defending with his shield and kicking Cardin, launching a cut with his sword, cutting Cardin cheek. Cardin growled, lauching several cuts, Jaune defending with his shield and sword. Cardin was impressed. Jaune really got better. Suddenly, Jaune pressed Cardin against a tree with The Shield, sheating The sword and punching him in the face.*

Jaune: Im not Deer Boy, im not a Weakling! *Punch* Im Jaune Arc! *Punch* And i will not let you badmouth my family or hurt my lovers!

*the last punch of Jaune sunken The head of Cardin on the tree, making a hole big enough to make the Tree fall, calling the attention of the other 3 witches in the Shed. Jaune looked at Cardin smashed face on the ground, panting. He Beat up his bully, but now everyone was about to discover what was going on. His friends were in danger. What he could do now?*

*Suddenly, he felt something hug him from behind. It was Ruby. She was Hugging him with a very fierce but comforting grip.*

Jaune: Ruby...

Ruby: Shh... *She hugged more* Everything is gonna be ok. Ok?

*She Kissed his cheek, and this calmed Jaune. Yes...*

*Everything was Gonna be ok*

Reading through what others are saying about Pokémadhouse stuff as someone who knows way too much about all aspects of the pokemon world is such a painful experience. The Syir stuff is especially frustrating because not only is C!Lily giving an abuse victim Back to Their Abuser, but I don't buy the fact that a Gardevoir would be too powerful to stop. I know it's her fav and all, but she glazes up their strength to an absurd degree. When I first read that, off the top of my head I thought of several ways to take down Syir. Like using Destiny Bond or a pokemon that would resist their moves like a Mawile or Metagross. Plus those two I listed could mega evolve so they could counter Syir if they somehow mega-evolved.

I don't know any specific excuse Lily said other than "Syir's too strong" but I guarantee that there's a counter. Her ability is Trace? Send in a slaking. She puts up barriers? Get a pokemon with Infiltrator. She somehow out speeds and instantly one-shots all pokemon regardless of stats? Focus stash. Also I know gen 9 wasn't out, but a full team involving a Tinkaton and Kingambit would absolutely crush Syir, unless you know Lily keeps giving her plot armor, all to justify giving an Abuse Victim Back To Her Abuser.

And you know that if any show she hated pulled this storyline off, the exact same way, just w/ different characters, she'd be slamming it about "coddling abusers" and similar language.

Sorry for ranting, it's just something that's bothered me for a while after reading that. And if anyone doesn't know anything about Pokemon this is probably incomprehensible😅. What was even the point of the Syir stuff anyway? Like why'd she make such an OP Super Strong Gardevoir that no one can defeat? I know it's to show "G if she gave in" but like, ok, but that doesn't explain why she's so OP?

Its fine to rant, i feel the same way

If i am not wrong, there's something about Syir not following the normal pokemon rules, like instead of focusing her attack on the pokemon she would straight up attack the trainer. There's also the fact that in Pokemadhouse Gardevoirs have these "Original Attacks that were stolen from Warcraft". For example, Syir attack is called Psycho Blast, which was also on the wiki of Pokemadhouse, that was literally a Nuke Attack full of Psych Power. And Lily dont know how to keep the history linear, because the abilities of Syir changed between Trace, Synchronize or Pixilate, wich would frustrate even more those who wanted to stop her.

Syir is one of the worst characters i have ever found on a webcomic lore, and im still grateful for Lily decanonizing her in a possible rewrite.

But i would still trust in both Scizor, Sableye, Hypno and Slaking taking her

A fight like that would be awesome ngl

In my case, fanfics.

I write a lot of them

I have a Ben 10 one that im translating to english so if anyone wanna know about it, im open to asks.

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

So i have been thinking in doing an voting poll

This will be a first try so lets go

And lets not forget that there are other mythological beings that can kick a Banshee ass anytime, specially in Brazilian Mythology.

For example, Bradador, the brazilian equivalent of a Banshee, wich its name means "The Howler" or "The Screamer". Bradador is a spirit whose screams can make People shiver in fear and even kill them at close range. They are extremely violent spirits, and the only way to defeat them is if your name is Maria and you meet him 3 times and give him a blessing so he can rest in peace.

And Yes, you are right. Her concept of a Banshee comes from Sylvanas Windrunner.

One factor that I think is worth pointing out about Lily's mischaracterization of Gardevoir as some sort of "badass banshee" creature is that it's not just Gardevoir that is mischaracterized, but banshees too: Lily seems to be under the impression that banshees are these powerful female figures that go around striking fear into people's hearts with screams that outright deal physical damage and also they're way better and stronger and cooler than every other mythical monster or some shit when in actual Irish folklore (where banshees originate from), the scream of a banshee was merely heralding the impending death of someone in whichever family that particular banshee was a part of. So yeah, turns out that banshees aren't these awesomesauce epic ghostfairy warrior ladies that go around screaming to actively cause harm to anybody they cross, they're literally just preemptively mourning a family member.

Keep in mind that this mischaracterization of a well-known monster is coming from someone who claims that people aren't allowed to portray vampires and werewolves as anything other than evil aristocrats and predators respectively because that's what those creatures originally represented.

That's actually a very good point. I never thought about that.

But this is a classic case of Lily being a hypocrite and doing things she accuses others of doing.

For some reason, I have hunch her understanding of banshees come from games. I have nothing to prove this. It's just a speculation.

Nom

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby...

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Ruby i cant see anything

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: *Sigh* This is my Life now?

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

Wolf!Jaune: Fine.

Wolf!Ruby: Nom

*Lacks sleep, creates this to add on my crackship list. Enjoy*

*Alucard looks at the city at night. Hundreds of years, and the world have changed. Even in other universes this rule remains the same. He wonders if in this world the same happened like his original world: Dracula, the Belmont family, the Great Castle War... He remember that he went to this world after hearing on his own world that after killing Dracula's Wraith the young Juste Belmont got sent into a portal to another world. Alucard followed him, and found out Juste fell in 2018 Japan, and fell in love with a member of Nakano family to the point He was willing to stay. Alucard knows that its not that simple. But he can understand the feeling, after all...*

Itsuki: You are still awake?

Alucard: I dont need sleep like you mortals. Also, i like watching the city from the top of this building. I love to see the changes that this world had in almost 300 years. Its all different but also the same.

Itsuki: I still dont believe in lots of things you and Juste told us. Like, monsters, Vampires, magic castles, you...

Alucard: He talked about me?

Itsuki: Like he was talking about a cool uncle or something.

Alucard: heh... In all my time on here, my duty has been 2 things. Taking care of the world so I could stop my father of destroying it... And taking care of the Belmonts. After all, they are the closest thing i have from a family.

*He looks at Itsuki with a teasing smile, the moonlight and the city lights shining across his fair skin, his yellow eyes looking at hers.*

Alucard: You consider yourself to be the older sister. You must understand why i care so much about them.

Itsuki: I do. But i learned one thing with a friend. If you care too much about someone, you must not forget to take care about yourself. *She puts a plate on his side, with a piece of cheesecake on it.* Here. I thought you could be Hungry.

Alucard: You thought or you were just attacking the fridge at night again?

Itsuki: *Blushes* I-its not my fault that correcting all these tests makes me hungry! Besides, i love sweets and i wont be ashamed of it.

Alucard: I know. *He gets up, taking a bite of the cake.* I saw you making it Last night. Its delicious.

Itsuki: Really?

Alucard: Could put the best bakers in the streets. *He hears Miku and Nino sneezes in their rooms, smiling a bit* What kind of lessons you teach in your school?

Itsuki: I teach both Maths and history. Now im correcting the history tests. Gosh...

Alucard: Considering that im a very old Dhampir, i would love to help you correcting the tests with you.

Itsuki: So sit down right here that im gonna bring the answer sheet. Oh and you can help me improve my next class!

Alucard: Go on. I have all night.

*Alucard and Itsuki spent the entire night together, discussing about the classes she would teach the next day and correcting tests and exams together. Alucard said to itself that night one thing:*

"When i first arrived at this world, i repreended Juste for wanting to stay and live a more peaceful life. But i did forgot thats a thing that one must experience to understand. After that night with her, all i can say its one thing."

"If i can choose, i wish i never leave her side too."

So, im from Brazil. And Castlevania had a very solid dubbing cast. I will bring some of them but i will talk first about Ogum brazilian Voice Actor

This guy was dubbed by Eduardo "Duda" Ribeiro in Brazilian Dub

Who is the Brazilian Voice Actor of these guys

1-Batman (Since 2004)

2-Franky

3-Oscar Proud (Proud Family: Louder and Prouder)

4-Tiana's Father

5-Electro

6-Peacemaker

7-Collin (Kung Fu Panda: Dragon Knight)

But most important...

He is also Muhammad Avdol!

Now that i gave this random fact i gotta go

Bye