I Want To Have A Job That Wont Take All Of My Time And Kill Me

Jesus Christ someone noticed me

I was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i did this plea, now im curious and afraid of what is going to happen-

ARTISTS AND WRITERS OF TUMBLR, HEAR MY PLEA!

As im high as a kite for my lack of sleep, i have a challenge!

Show your skills in art, and turn this crackship into reality!

JUSTE BELMONT FROM CASTLEVANIA: HARMONY OF DISSONANCE (18 Years Old)

WITH NINO NAKANO FROM QUINTESSENTIAL QUINTUPLETS! (18 Years Old)

DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Damn. The way it is described... Damn.

Osha joining the Dark Side was a triumphant moment.

The writer of the Acylote said that is how we're supposed to feel:

"You want to feel Osha’s triumph. You want to feel her joining forces with The Stranger...Even though they are standing there, looking out at the sunset, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

Note: the tragedy is NOT that a lot of people died, but that the two can't be together (because of Plagueis). (interview here)

Now, if that doesnt absolve villains of their bullshit, I dont know what does.

Let me try inserting some other fictional baddies.

"You want to feel Walter White's triumph. You want to feel him joining forces with the Nazis......Even though they are standing there, looking out at the desert, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

"You want to feel the Frey's triumph. You want to feel them joining forces with the Boltons. ...Even though they are standing there, looking out over the Red Wedding, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

"You want to feel Anakin's triumph. You want to feel him joining forces with Palpatine. ...Even though they are standing there, looking out at the burning Jedi temple, ready to conquer the world, the tragedy is we know they don’t."

In an Alternative Universe...

Beacon, Training Grounds

Second Day of the Evil RWBY Alternates Invasion

Evil Alternative Yang: *Breaking another Fake Penny Robot.* Oh man, if it were so easy to take a polendina out...

Fake Robot Penny: Well, i had to be creative to fight you!

Evil Yang: Yeah you had. But fortunally for me, i heard your snorting coming very close to HERE!

*Evil Yang punches a Wall, grabbing Penny by the neck and lifting her above the ground. As she smiles, suddenly her face gets punched by a glowing fist. Jaune is there, with his aura activated, panting as he stands between Pennt and Evil Yang*

Jaune: Penny, get Nora and Ren and leave this place!

Penny: I wont leave you!

Jaune: You must to!

Nora: Im sorry, Penny *Carrying her and Ren out of the place*

Evil Yang: Oh look who is there... A young hero.

Jaune: I am not a hero... *Entering in position* Just someone who is gonna kick your faker ass out.

Evil Yang: The Yang from this timeline must be such a wimp to let you stay alive!

*Evil Yang attacks Jaune with powerful punches, Jaune protecting himself with his shield and trying to cut Evil Yang with his sword. Suddenly, Evil Yang breakes Jaune Sword with a powerful fire shot, destroying his armor with another punch and shooting Fire straight on his chest, exposing his ribs. Jaune screams in pain as Evil Yang takes his shield away, grabbing his neck. She smiles, wickedly.*

Evil Yang: I am gonna make you die slowly. While your aura restores your weak body, im gonna go after your team and rip them limb by limb.

Jaune: *Bleeding through his mouth, looking at her while pressing his fingers inside his open wound, groaning* I... Will stop you...

Evil Yang: How you think you can stop me? Your semblance enhance things, not destroy them.

Jaune: Actually... This enhancement means i can enhance certain things in my body too. Like... The quantity of Water and Sodium in certain things-!

Evil Yang: Bullshit! What you have to cause such a reaction?!

Jaune: Only one thing... *He grabs her human arm, while his face starts glowing.* MY ENTIRE FUCKING SKELETON, DUMBASS!

*Outside the Beacon*

Ruby: JAUNE! *Arriving with the rest of her team*

Nora: STAY BACK! *pointing her Hammer at them*

Penny: Stop! They are not one of them.

Weiss: Where is he? Where is Jaune?

*They all remain Silent, as Ruby kneels down on ground, looking at the burning explosion site with a horrified expression, tears flowing through her face. Blake and Yang hold themselves close, while Weiss look at the place with her mouth covered by her hand.*

*Penny look at them, only saying one thing.*

Penny: Im sorry.

No fucking Way Bro

Mr Smoothy Dubai my beloved<3

Me after the girl started rambling about Coelacanthus

Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

Juste Belmont: How the hell did i end up in this world?

"Nino" Nakano: You literally fell from the sky on top of our building branding a whip and a bible while screaming BY THE POWER OF THE LORD I BANISH YOU, FOWL BEAST!

Juste: Im surprised on how you can do a good impression of me.

"Nino": I can do a good impression of almost everyone~

Juste: You are a good actress, Ichika.

Ichika: What?! *Takes off her Nino disguise* How did you knew it was me?

Juste: You all are different in your own.

Ichika: You are no fun at all.

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

Let me get this straight; Lily made Diantha's Gardevoir into abuser and Diantha into her victim just to make one of her self-insert look more sympathetic?

Yep. She did.

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

Also another detail is that Castlevania games are not just games focused on beating Dracula's ass with a whip and the power of God, they are also focused on the characters being good.

For example, the game i mentioned have a subplot where the main character best friend gets possessed by the villain soul, and at some point of the game this friend give you a bracelet that your character also have one. You must get into the final boss fight using both of the bracelets to unlock the True final boss and Saving both your best friend AND your girlfriend, wich is the main reason the protagonist is there in first place.

Knowing Lily she would escape all dialogue or not bother enough in learning the tips the game give and just killing your best friend while the villain soul curses the main character and the girlfriend dies, wich is the bad ending.

Also she would call Juste Belmont Gay or claim to not even bothered to learn anything about Castlevania except the Netflix shows, which she would thrash on for multiple reasons

Lily blocked me on bluesky for this

....what a fucking pussy.