And What If I Didnt Have The Sniffles

sometimes ill say things like: all of my legs hurt me and my 48 arms dont like that my eyes are all doing great how many teeth do you keep in your head i do have lungs yes i dont like my liver and then add s plural to any of those

profestional wrelstlen

im naturally pathetic im acclined to cheese it all makes sense having a werewolf grade transformation into a rat would solve all of my social-related problems

i am sorrowfully contemplating the age old question am i a man or am i a muppet

wish me luck note goals go note goals go 0 notes: i will do nothing!!!!

cant have shit in america either

yippee wish me luck am i doing this right? this is my first post ever but im feeling feelings and they are important so fuck it if someone could give me pointers on what or how to post thatd be greattt if anyone wants to know capcaisun triggers a certain chemical in your nerve taste bud buddies and they assume you are burning alive also i fucking love mango if anyones reading these iknownobodyisbutstill ask me anything i will respond i promise i just dont know how this works yettt im like throwing up im so nervous being here this late i heard the tags were supposed to be ops big ole strain of thought all deep and innermost-like so im doing my best here

your honor id just like to notw that humans are not on the endangered species list and i happen to have a permit

his name is snoot snoot the business man extrodinare when i walked in after the long weekend away from him i said daddys back im gonna father him so hard im gonna teach him how to play catch my beautiful son

never broken a bone never got a cavity my mouth-bones are strong too milk is for babies and lactose intolerant people who like living on the edge ....and maybe me too but only when theres brownies around NO BROKEN BONES FUCK YEAHHH