Hadn't Even Seen All The Options Yet And Immediately Thought "pageboy", So Its Good To See We're All

Why is Axel like this?

we're allowed to be gothic about pizza. mom said so

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

PSA the reason the pornbots are bad is NOT cause it’s porn and you will damage your pure morally correct eyes if you accidentally see a pussy. They’re bad cause they’re spam. The fact that it happens to be porn is infuriating because we had all our non-spam, unique, female-made-for-a-female-audience porn censored, but it’s not the porn that makes it bad! It’s the spam. Spam. It’s bad cause it’s spam, my kids.

trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

:( its too cloudy here to even try

blood moon isn't here :(

@dragonsampersanddragons

Think.

Think of a dragon.

Think of a generic dragon. The first dragon that comes to mind. The Platonic ideal of a dragon.

By color I mean the predominant color, so if it’s, idk, purple with orange spikes and pink wings, then the answer is purple.

MYSTAKE IS NOT DEAD!!!

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

so while looking at my shiny new Kadaj figurine I discovered something VERY important

Kadaj wears Docs.

WAOW

he looks even prettier with the colors

WIIIIIIP

He looks pretty, doesn't he? he looks nice when he's not angry or worried or sad and stuff. well, he looks nice when he's like that too, but it's good that he's not like that all the time anymore. I always traumatise the shit out of him, but he always ends in happiness