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WHY do i have the spine of a middle aged man. hunchback of notre dame lookin ass. sitting? hurts. standing? hurts. lying down? ALSO HURTS BECAUSE MY MATTRESS IS FUCKING BROKEN. god why i'm just a teenage girl why am i suffering like this
Hi there Daffodile again! My new signature so you know it's me will be "— Daffodile 💚"! Will remain anon for now! :p
Anyway, Haha yes, I was so happy to see that you responded to my comment! Your oneshot changed my brain chemistry and I want so much more of your writing as a whole, Greenflower deserves more love and even Brad himself! Your characterization of him was incredible, especially with the dynamic that he is Lloyd's stalker but in a raw, naked way, he doesn't see Lloyd as a doll or a pet, he sees Llyod as something worth the trouble, He sees Lloyd as someone worth getting his hands dirty with blood for, He just wants to line Lloyd up inside his chest and close to his heart forever <3
I also read your Selkie!Llyod Greenflower oneshot and will soon prepare a comment for it too! Just a heads up— I LOVED IT!!!! I have so much to say about it! Holy Guacamole!!
— Daffodile 💚
New anon 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ahhhhh you GET IT!!! I’m so happy when people are able to pick apart what makes these guys tick bc I suck at putting it into words in a concise manner. Like yessss there’s such a difference between a stalker wanting to own a person or feeling entitled to them and Brad, aka hardcore romantic, who goes through all the trouble as a means of proving himself ‘worthy’. I adore you Daffodile
:) i can work :) up to 12 hours :) before it goes into "voluntary" :) extra 2 hours :)
but my now-station is so much better than the old one
ive had so many 8 hour days lately :D
me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead
*slams the door open*
Yo please know also that in the chinese cardinal directions, fire and south belong to the Vermillion Bird and ice and the west are of the White Tiger
now i think in canon Kai has a lion symbol but i am Not Alone in associating him with tigers and regardless: large feline predators
so what im saying is: Kai and Zane swapped their animal spirits
I am told by people you know that I also know that you like Kai ninjago, I also like Kai ninjago, we should Kai ninjago together
SLKJFSLDJDF I AGREE WE SHOULD KAI TOGETHER. I LOVE KAI'ING. but yeah I think we're like moots-in-law lol (share a bunch of mutuals).
My version of Kai Ninjago-ing ranges from rewatching clips and referencing transcripts to back up my analysis and/or fanfics to incomprehensible keyboard smashing and a bunch of pictures of him. oh and doodling him at least once per lecture.
BUT YEAH HE IS MY FAVORITE TOPIC!!!! he's such a fascinating character to me, I love just sitting there and putting him under the metaphorical microscope because I genuinely think his arcs and journeys are super interesting.
But I also love talking about all of them!! I LOVE THEM ALL!!! THEY'RE ALL SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!
@dragonsampersanddragons
Think.
Think of a dragon.
Think of a generic dragon. The first dragon that comes to mind. The Platonic ideal of a dragon.
By color I mean the predominant color, so if it’s, idk, purple with orange spikes and pink wings, then the answer is purple.
WAOW
he looks even prettier with the colors
WIIIIIIP
He looks pretty, doesn't he? he looks nice when he's not angry or worried or sad and stuff. well, he looks nice when he's like that too, but it's good that he's not like that all the time anymore. I always traumatise the shit out of him, but he always ends in happiness
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Reblog this with a simple yes or no question
like that
I won't tag everyone but I will tag... @kitkatthekitkatkat @tonystarkwasrobbed @overwhelmedfernfrond @rafareba @chil-aglia @plutoplaysgames & @not-my-melody to get this started
Hey guys let me tell you about advance fee scams
I hope y'all are familiar with these in this day and age, especially my artists out there, because they're incredibly common.
About half an hour ago I posted a drawing and tagged it #artists on tumblr, and very quickly received this comment.
My scam radar went off immediately, due to the generic blog name and lack of any emotion in the comment, but I decided it might be an entertaining venture so I dmed them. They asked for a drawing "of these", and sent me a random selfie. I got the details and told them it would be $15, and they promptly offered me $300. At this point I know it's a scam, but I play along for funsies and give them my paypal. Shortly, they send me this image for "confirmation" (I blocked out my email)
And they began to insist that I checked my email. I looked in my spam folder and found the following email.
This is fake. This is not a thing. And the "you're to refund the $200.00 back" is the scam. They send vaguely official-looking emails at you to "prove" that they sent you the money, then have you send them $200 (or however much the scam is for). Then, surprise surprise, you're out $200.
I continued to play along for a bit, and in the second email "Paypal" told me that I had to refund the $200 before they could "credit the $300 to my account", along with these lovely threats.
And yeah, it's silly. But it's not silly if you don't know and get scammed. So. Spread, please! And thank you very much to @mlaurel for the opportunity to get these screenshots.
haunted by morros past and present
you know who else is haunting me? Kai Rust
Okay but have i ever told you guys how i have a tiny barely developed AU where Morro, Vania, Echo, Cryptor, Benthomaar, Skylor, and Harumi are the very reluctant second ninja 2.0 when they disappear one day and the FSM is like ‘well thats not right…’ and destiny’s like ‘yeah, its not. Fix it.’
And now you have these seven somehow meeting and fixing a weird version of their ninjago to fix the past and find the ninja to remind them OR save them??
hey ummm. quick question.
why is every single one of your pfp different?
Okay but have i ever told you guys how i have a tiny barely developed AU where Morro, Vania, Echo, Cryptor, Benthomaar, Skylor, and Harumi are the very reluctant second ninja 2.0 when they disappear one day and the FSM is like ‘well thats not right…’ and destiny’s like ‘yeah, its not. Fix it.’
And now you have these seven somehow meeting and fixing a weird version of their ninjago to fix the past and find the ninja to remind them OR save them??
if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
pretty lit tho
Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water
Cass is busy painting her toes. The whole day is blocked off for this, thank you.
Things To Say Instead Of 'Cass Is In Hong Kong'
Cass is stuck in Spirit World
Cass is on a mission with the Birds of Prey!
Cass is doing a food tour of [insert city]. She cannot be reached for 5 business days.
Cass is on an undercover mission with Justice League Elite
Cass is on a globe-trotting adventure with Lady Shiva. She's surely having a great, angst-free time!
Cass is on a secret Batman-ordained mission that he trusts no one else but her with
Cass is doing a food eating contest right now and she's winning
Cass is playing rooftag tag with Steph! Do not interrupt!
Cass is on a Babs-enforced vacation and it is not going well :(
Cass is gone. No one knows where she is. She'll probably be back in a few days
Cass is visiting Bà Bao, Van, Liam, and Tony in their restaurant <3
Cass is helping Dick out in Bludhaven with a mission
Cass is breaking into the ballet academy to watch the dancers
Cass is beating up every gang in Gotham for some mission of her own
That's only a select few! Anyone feel free to add more, and fic writers feel free to use any of these!!
the way i choked—
Well I mean. If we want to look at Morro’s situation in a more positive light, at least he’s finally putting that skill of pushing people away from him to good use.
dammit hive
Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
im hoping we have a good plot
literally, just something new to add to the cooking pot Please
So hard being the Only person in the entire world excited for the live action movie b/c like guys they're obviously not going to do an all-white cast for the movie or whatever, lmao. Like in The big 2027 (or whenever it's set for release, I'm solely guessing here) you guys think Lego is going to make a live action movie where Every character is white? That is not gonna look good on their already iffy racial repsheet guys..
they oughtta watch grave of the fireflies. oughtta put it right outta them aye
there's something uncomfortable about western millennials/gen z's deep obsession with watering Studio Ghibli movies down into "wholesome bean comfort flicks aesthetic uwu japan" when half of these people completely miss the point of these films and the complex nuanced topics they deal with, especially when it comes to post war Japan.
Y’know the crazy part about The Graveyard Shift (aside from the Everything) is that Lloyd is bisexual. Harumi did not have to impersonate a completely different person if she wanted to pull off her fake-dating plot she literally could’ve just decided they were ‘dating’ and Lloyd would be down
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
does cole get to keep his mom? do they basically swap (eyebrow wriggle) roles as to the pilots?
btw destinyswap jay is an asshole when he first joins the ninja
if for any reason think you that he’s bad in the pilots then u would hate him in destinyswap . no manners . he grew up without his mom in his life and with Cliff fucking Gordon for a father