Likes To Charge, Reblogs To Cast

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

@dragons-locator

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

Every day I yearn to be a fairy

Each state is drawn with a continuous line

every time I see a "Sephiroth uses a whole bottle of conditioner" HC I'm like NNOOOOOO. Shampoo? maybe. But conditioner? for folks who regularly wash and take care of STRAIGHT hair, you only put conditioner on your SCALP and the TIPS. not your entire head of hair. If you had curly hair, then yes you'd cover all of your hair with it. But Sephiroth 100% does not have curly hair. he ain't using a whole bottle of conditioner just for the tips/scalp. STOP IT. STAAHPP

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"