Listen I Just Finished The Mandalorian Imagine If Richie Was A Bounty Hunter Sent To Capture Eddie And

Imagine Eddie going to his first house party and his friends trying to loosen him up with drinks, next minute he threw up on some hot guy and he's mortified, but weirdly enough the guy is like "hey man, it's okay, it's not everyday a cute guy throws up on you haha, but seriously can you help me with this?? But also give me your number?"

This is just screaming for the next moment they see each other, Richie asks "Hey Eds, had any good chucks lately?"

Shifter Eddie... I can't help but see him as a cat. All little and he acts prickly and standoffish sometimes but he's really SUPER affectionate and clingy if you let him do it on his own terms, and YEAH, his ears are just ALWAYS swiveled towards Richie. He's pretending to ignore him as he hides his giggles in his hand. (and like a cat, even if it seems like he's ignoring you, he's VERY demanding when he wants that attention, and he's just selective about who he loves and trusts)

IF EDDIE IS A CAT, RICHIE WOULD DEF BE A DOG. CAN YALL IMAGINE?!?!

Eddie would be like "STOP SNIFFING ME YOU MUTT" BUT WOULD SECRETLY SMELL HIM BACK ALL THE TIME?!

I haven't been using Tumblr all that much and it's mostly because of all the spam bots that I keep getting notifs about following me :(

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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Just know when I think about Reddie, I want to clutch my heart and fucking scream

My heart still pours at the Richie-trying-to-protect-Eddie moments in the movie. It's just so goddamn cute. Like if the losers didn't seperate, would he have always been like that??

MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!

YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis

Bev uses her phone camera to record her friends with a smirk as she sees Richie change quickly from being the usual loud and fidgety person to freezing up and looking nervous right when Eddie rests his arm on his shoulder.

(Inspired from this cute tiktok)

Listen, I only recently watched birds of prey and have now read all fics for zsaszmask, please REVIVE, fandom! I'm STARVINGG