The Fact That Tom Is Nice To Service Workers Is All The Proof You Need That His Thing With Having Power

Those reddie fics where Eddie is the pastor's son got me in all kinds of ways

*the losers get superpowers*

Bev: What's your power, Eddie?

Eddie: I'm not sure. Maybe I didn't get one?

Richie: You're already a mess anyway. Who needs a superpower on top of that?

Richie's thoughts: iloveyoueddieiloveyoueddieiloveyou

Eddie: .. OH.

Richie: What? What is it?

PAIRING: tomgreg

SUMMARY: short tomgreg ideas Post-S4 scenarios

Chapter -

“Did you just spank me?” Tom challenged in a low voice.

Richie's plan is to not nut for November while simultaneously making Eddie nut SO MUCH, he's bought books about tantric sex, he's super prepared (he thinks) to blow Eddie's mind. And like... at first, it WORKS. He's got the stamina when they're getting down to business and he's FOCUSED and he actually has the self control to make Eddie come and then just pull out and not finish himself off. But then day three Eddie bends over in front of him and he comes untouched in his pants.

HAHAHOMgG Anon!

Imagine cop Eddie going to the same cafe on his lunches to constantly meet comedian Richie who purposely goes there to flirt with him. (aka I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TINY JAMES RANSONE WAS IN SINISTER)

sneaking out of bed to go to a diner with greg is insane enough and the fact that in the scripts it says tom texts him to say "hey sporus. waffle time :)" is even more nuts but honestly it stops feeling like the Framing of an affair and starts being just completely undeniably an affair when you remember that all of this follows shiv trying to have sex with tom and tom refusing. like i'm gonna kms

I like to picture whenever Eddie goes on a tirade, he'd squeak and stop instantly if Richie gets really close.

I love how I’ve had the unfinished part three of my reddie Smash or Pass fic on my computer for so long purely because I feel like I’m going to ruin it. It’s 800 words and I’ve re-written it maybe three-four times. what am I doinggg

Would you figure when reddie are older and Richie makes a joke and the one time Eddie forgot not to laugh at it, a giggle slips out and Richie is shocked and acts like it's christmas, pinching Eddie's cheeks while singing "you think I'm funny, you think I'm funny!"??

missing them lowest key