Sib 1: *shoves Other Sibling Then Sits On Top Of Them*

im horny but like horny to cuddle

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Say 5 things you like about yourself (publicly) and then send this to 10 of your favorite followers ❤️

1. My hair

2. My personality!

3. My weird eating habits

4. My flexibility ig?? (Emotional not physically)

5. My eyeballs

MASTERPOST

Miraculous Ladybug

Queen of Mean AU

Queen of Mean - Part 1 

Worse than the Devil

Made me Do (Queen of Mean)

Sorry (Not Sorry) Queen Mari AU Continuation

I Forgot (Queen Of Mean Au)

CROSSOVER AUs

Marinette: A legacy (Legacies/Vampire DIaries/ Originals)

The Fast and Furious Times Of Marinette (Ladybug/Fast and Furious AU)

The Fast and Furious Times Of Marinette – Headcannons

Marinette: Iron Man’s Minion (Marvel)

Marinette: Iron Man’s Minion: Rising  (Part 2)

Ladybug in Smallville (DCg)

Ladybug in Gotham (and Space) (Part 2)

Demon princess (Inuyasha Crossover)

Five boys the Batfamily scared off (And the one boy who helped Marinette get revenge on them all)

Journal entries from a (Fashion) Princess (Princess Diaries)

Cry Little Sister (Come to Your brother) (Lost Boys)

Marinette: Blood Of Steel (Young Justice)

Marinette: Mother of Superboy (Young Justice)

Lady Noire In Gotham (Batman)

Marinette VS Santa 

Marinette Vs Santa (Part 1)

Marinette Vs Santa: The Rematch

Fan Art

ONE SHOTS

Rather be Me (than with You)

Tattered Remains of Broken Dreams (Yours, not Mine)

White Horse (This Ain’t a Fairytale)

Over This (Over you)

Best Birthday Wishes

Bridges Burned (Mama always told me that I should play nice. But she never met you)

Truth is Subjective

Adrien Centric One-Shots

Chaotic Chat

Teenage Rebellion

DRABBLE

Gabriel’s Regret 

by eliotandq

“The night shifts are better paid, and we need the money. I don’t know why you’re doing such a big thing about it. You like spending time with Tony, and especially with Pepper.” “Yeah, but I feel like I’m just bothering them, May.” “That’s just your feeling.”

Or, it is common that Peter spends his time in the Tower whenever May is at work, but it’s the first time his nightmares catch him there.

Words: 1045, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of You are not Tony Stark

Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark

Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts

Additional Tags: Protective Pepper Potts, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, Nightmares, Fluff

D:

you ever see a post that just fucks you up a little?

Fic Masterlist

One shots:

Young at Heart -  Seven times Peter reminded Tony that age is just a number and one time someone else reminded the both of them. 

You’ll find I’m living right (when your hand’s living in mine) - Five times Tony had a helping hand and one time he had many. 

And if you need a friend then please just say the word - featuring a dopey Peter, a worried Tony and a pair of Hello Kitty pyjama pants. 

Five times Gerald the alpaca was a menace... - and one time he was just plain adorable. 

Back Up - In the final battle against Mysterio, a familiar face comes to Peter’s aid. 

Until We Let Go - Even in death, Tony can’t help but want to fix things. 

This Sorrowful Life - In which everything looks the same, and yet…

Multiple chapters: 

Of Snapshots and Memories - There’s been plenty of videos and pictures taken of Tony over the years that show nothing but an egotistical, arrogant man with too much money and too much greed. After the snap, the images portray a reformed hero in a formidable suit of iron with the power to topple a titan.The photographs and recordings that Peter gathers together paint an entirely different picture.

All That and a Side of Pop Culture - Five times Peter’s love of pop culture made Tony rolls his eyes, and one time it simply made him smile. 

Fall On Me With All Your Light (ongoing) -  In the wake of a devastating tragedy, Tony can only hold on for dear life as the walls come tumbling down.

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Hello I’m back with more overdone IW jokes and off-model costumes :’)