Old Man: *giving Sam The Shield*

Old man: *giving Sam the shield*

Bucky:

Bucky: *looks behind tree to find Steve gigling*

Bucky: You little shit...

the first avenger: dr. erskine said that the serum wouldn’t just affect my muscles, it would affect my cells. create a protective system of regeneration and healing.

age of ultron: thor establishes that steve is not mortal.

endgame: we’re just gonna ignore all of that, and make steve old af to shock the audience, even though it doesn’t make sense that steve would age at all, let alone at the same rate as a non-enhanced human, because what happened in previous movies is meaningless.

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5 years ago

My favorite whumpy/fluff MCU books for @clover-roseee cause it would get annoying if I messaged you all the links.

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The Occupational Hazard of Being by @frostysunflowers

Five times someone took care of Peter, and one time he took care of himself.

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The Fondest Memories Are Made... When Gathered Around the Table by @marvelous-writer

A game of football with the team goes horribly wrong and Peter winds up breaking his nose.

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Windy Webs by silentsaebyeok

And that was it. He was officially an idiot. Peter didn’t mean to be dramatic, but this was one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, even if there was no one around to witness the fall of the century.

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Peter goes web-slinging in dangerous weather and gets seriously injured. It doesn't help that he has to spend the whole summer living with the consequences.

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Wild horses couldn't drag me away by @frostysunflowers

''The kid was still stretched out on the bench, covered in blankets with his head resting on the rolled-up leather of Steve’s jacket. The drugs coursing through him had lulled him into a dreamy state between asleep and awake, leaving him prone to fluctuating moments of lucidity and sleepiness.

They’d also made him clingy as hell.''

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Queer Eye for the Cacti by silentsaebyeok

He bought one-hundred cacti on Amazon! Pepper was going to kill him!

What had possessed him to do such a thing? He never went on shopping sprees when drunk. That just wasn’t a Tony Stark type of thing to do. And in all honesty, he was astonished he even remembered the Amazon password.

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Tony makes an interesting purchase while drunk. What he doesn’t expect is for said purchase to bite him in the ass in the worst possible way.

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Beanimia by @whumphoarder

While Peter is visiting Tony and Morgan at the lake house for a long weekend, the six-year-old manages to accidentally break Peter’s nose.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man's super-healing decides to go on holiday the same weekend that he does.

5 years ago

by toreelyn

It’s just another night in the lab. Then it’s a bloody mess and Tony doesn’t know how to make it better. Peter always says he’s okay, so why won’t he say it now?

Words: 2863, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Pre-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Protective Tony Stark, Stabbing, Blood, Bleeding Out, save peter parker

5 years ago
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴡ

4 years ago

Ah welcome

Yep, Guess Which Fandom I Just Fell Into 👀

yep, guess which fandom I just fell into 👀


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5 years ago
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES
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4 years ago

Shaggy leans back against the seat of the van. The small box in his lap feels like it carries the weight of the sky, but he wouldn’t let go. No matter what.

The lanky teen gently rubs his finger over top of the silver box. “Scoob... I- I love you buddy.”

He can’t stop the tears. He doesn’t want to. He wants to scream and throw things because it’s not fair. Why Scoob? Why his best friend?

His sobs turn into into choked puffs of air. Shaggy had told the other to leave him be. The gang wasn’t the same without Scoob.

Shaggy sniffles, but furrows his brow as an uneasy feeling grows in his stomach. The air around him grows heavy. His eyes snap up to the back doors of the van as an eerie red glow shines through.

The doors suddenly fly open.

“Hey-Ho, Kermit the frog here. Shagg, it’s time.”

The teen glares daggers at the figure before him.

“Like.. Kermit, man. Now isn’t a good time.”

The muppet pulls down his dark cloak, revealing his sinister smile. “On the contrary, now is a perfect time.”

The scruffy teen turns his head away, clutching the silver box close to his chest. “I promised to like.. never use my power for evil man.”

Kermit just chuckles. “That’s what Mickey said too. And ah, look where he’s at.”

Shaggy remains silent. He looks down at the box in his arms as his breaths start to grow ragged.

The frog enters the van slowly and places a hand on Shaggy’s shoulder. “I’ll tell you a secret Shagg. Everything I do, it’s for Miss Piggy. Not a day goes by that I don’t miss her.”

The teen continues to remain silent, so Kermit leans closer. “Don’t you want to avenge Scooby-Doo? Get back at that man who took him away.”

Shaggy thinks for a moment, then his eyes harden in determination. “Like... yeah man. You’re right.” He opens the silver box and pulls out Scooby’s collar.

He clenches the collar as his eyes begin to glow. The van starts shaking, pulses of light shooting out from around the lanky teen. His eyes go completely green as he surges to 1% of his power. “I will find you Scooby. And then I’ll kill the man who took you from me.”

The rest of the gang watches in horror from just outside the van. Their eyes trained on the glowing figure that blows a hole through the top of their van. They’re transfixed. And they completely miss the small shadowy green figure that slinks away.

I’ve done it. I’ve found my type. Shaggy haired men with emotional issues being drawn to the dark side in a vulnerable state. I’ve found my favorite media. I’ve moved past the need to watch content I like I shall now m a k e.


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4 years ago

Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday.


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5 years ago

The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.

5 years ago

by spooderson

It had been a month from dad’s birthday. A month of knowing that Pepper was pregnant. A month of knowing that Tony and Pepper were going to have a child that is 100% theirs. A month of knowing that he was getting replaced. A month of dreading the day when they sit him down and tell him to pack his bags because they don’t want him anymore.

Words: 3027, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Peter Parker is a good boi who deserves all the love

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, this is my first attempt to write angst, sorry if I suck, Irondad, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Parent Tony Stark, Parent Pepper Potts, Adopted Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, the starks go on vacation, peter is in the feels, Peter Parker Gets a Hug, Not Canon Compliant, Not Beta Read, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming, spiderson

4 years ago

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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