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Tony: Yep I’m a tall glass of water, ready to quench your thirst

Stephen: Bitch you’re 5 foot now get over here you little shot glass

Snacks

Stephen: Tony! We need to buy some things, there are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Tony, entering the room: Stephen, I’m literally right here.

Stephen: yeah okay, you’ve got a point.

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Wait, so you’re telling me that out of the millions of possibilities that Dr. Strange saw, nobody ever followed through with Rhodey’s plan to kill baby Thanos? Cause I’m pretty sure that would’ve worked and we would still have our favorite billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

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As an American I can in fact say that America does not exist

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

by Marvelous_Writer

After seeing the kid fall into the water after getting hit, Quentin dove in right after him after a few seconds of waiting for him to return back to the surface. But after a hit like that, he was sure to be unconscious… or worse.

Worry gnawed away at him as Quentin dove in the water, his eyes frantically searching the water below for any sign of the kid’s red and blue suit.

“Come on, kid… where are you?” He mumbled to himself as he swam faster and deeper.

An alternate scene to the fight with the water monster in Far From Home.

Words: 2271, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Spider-Man, Quentin Beck, Mysterio, Tony Stark, Iron Man, (mentioned)

Relationships: Quentin Beck & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Spider-Man & Mysterio

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Drowning, (Almost), Water Creature, elemental creature, Poor Peter, Poor Peter Parker, Hurt Peter, Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, Quentin Beck Is A Good Bro

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

i wish there was a name for a kind of song that’s catchy, upbeat, and worth dancing to, but also bittersweet and tinged with an unexplainable sadness. 

the best i can describe it is ‘songs you would put in an amv when a long series is over and you’re reminiscing on the journey while holding back sobs’