You: See You In Court.

I have a major soft spot for queerplatonic rships where at least one party is actually able to be attracted to the other. Queerplatonic ships where it's not "I would be in love with you if I was allo/gay/straight/bi/etc" but instead "I could be in love with you but I'm not because that's not the right relationship for either us and we're unbelievably happy with what we have."

Queerplatonic relationships are always treated as second string to romantic relationships, with an implication of "this relationship would be romantic if it could be", and that sucks. They're their own relationship, completely distinct from romance, and deserve to be treated as such.

scientists should study me to learn about homosexual behavior in animals

zombies, do your “zombie symptoms” ever just randomly get worse?? like i feel extra zombie. i’m WAY more snarly and hungry and feral and want to rip tear shred and feel like i’m actively decaying and need to attack someone then scamper away

i will be treating myself to mac and cheese for the feel betters

sooo if you have time today consider blowing up this woman’s comments / email / everything and demanding she takes this post down. because that’s my newborn nephews ultrasound and birth pics that she’s using for this pro life campaign without my sisters permission. she’s only taken down one post and it’s because my sister sent a cease and desist. the rest are still up. this woman has over a MILLION FOLLOWERS. I can’t fucking believe this

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i’m like if dracula was a teenage boy and spent all his time blasting mcr in his room

So, this old lady is my new hero.

we need to lower the retirement age to 27

biohazards have bedtimes too, apparently

there's a block button and then there's a level above that which only exists in my head. i keep these people unblocked to keep tabs on them. we are in guerilla warfare and i am gathering intelligence.