Latest Posts by comettingmurder - Page 2

We are all rice, in the end

Fandoms are fucking wild because what do you mean I just stumbled upon a smutty as hell "shooting the United Healthcare CEO AU" fic??? That is a thing that just exists on the internet and was seen by my two eyes???

He has a side quest for you

Walked into a bar and saw this

Bit ironic what came underneath this post

suspicious of any religion claiming humans should deny themselves enjoyment and earthly pleasures. like no every person I have ever met needs more of those actually

Sometimes, I think about horses.

That's it, that's the post, I just like horses

Botw is such an interesting take on post apocalypse, because it isn't really dystopian. It is a wound healed over, a world that has forgotten the end of itself, and in that, has begun anew. Grandparents whisper their nightmares into the wind, and smile at their kin. The garrisons that remain are sodden ashes in the dirt, a burial ground, and the most fertile soil for miles. You do not know the past that your body remembers. You do not know the voices that linger, and yet you follow. You follow, because the world has forgotten you, and you have nothing that is yours to remember.

AWWWW

@gigglesum @starman-01

You are someone’s treasured mutual.

I feel like a sleeper agent. Sleeper for what? WHO KNOWS! Someone's gonna say the word 'mango' or something and I'm either going to blow up a building or make the fastest white boy chicken quesadilla ever seen

Dare I say, The Legend of Zelda?

The Lady of the Lake but she reaches her arm out of public toilets and offers random people a gun to overthrow the government

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Hello! I hope your week has been nice. I’m working on a community for fiction readers and authors (aspiring and published). The books have a general target audience of 13-25. It’ll be like a bookstore that’s run by the authors. I want it to give readers the chance to engage with authors, asking/learning about great stories that they might not have discovered otherwise, and for authors to build their brand without all the stress of expensive marketing. I plan for this to be a really fun and interactive experience for book lovers on both sides. Would you like to be part of it when the community launches? It’ll probably be this upcoming weekend, but I want to start building a list of confirmed members, so that we can have fun as soon as it begins.

Sure! That actually sounds like a lot of fun. I may not be able to participate much outside of making/replying to posts or asking questions due to my current living situation, but I'd love to partake!

If you sat under someone's bed and played Roxanne by The Police so faintly they thought they were imagining it, how long do you think it would take them to go insane? Asking for a friend

I think they should make that pre-storm smell into a drug and let me snort it. Or let me scatter it in the air around my neighbor's house and watch him go slowly insane as the sunny days smell like storms and also make him slightly high so he's wrong about the weather all the time

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Prev absolutely despises shrimp and invented climate change as a way to kill them all

@lucasartsydudeeee15 @gigglesum @fall1ngawayfromm3

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

If you could insert a single bad word/replace any word with a bad word anywhere into Epic, where would you do it and what word would it be? One of my personal favorite options is:

"You are playing with thunder

For a man full of shit"

I am not surprised by any of this-

@fall1ngawayfromm3 @ketchup-will-live-through-this @gigglesum @lucasartsydudeeee15

starting a tag game cause, why not? 🤍

how does pinterest sees you?

flower, pantone, actor, singer and couple!

🏷 @rambosgirl , @elflutter , @pinkbowslutt , @darryiciouscious , @lastchr1stmas , @gingersforeverbox , @h-harleybaby .

Arcane 9/11 be like: "MR COUNCILOR, THEY HIT THE HEXAGON"

Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.

Oooo okay

Soul Love - David Bowie

Boys & Girls - Conan Gray

Gossip - Maneskin

Asleep - The Smiths

Eight - Sleeping at Last

Kilby Girl - The Backseat Lovers

Lover, Please Stay - Nothing but Thieves

The Shoebody Bop - minute hour (that one animation has been living in my head rent free, so this checks out-)

Would You Fall in Love With Me Again - EPIC the Musical (honestly surprised this is the first theater song on here, I've been on a bit of a musical kick lately)

Nobody's Soldier - Hozier

@ anyone who wants to participate

put your on repeat muse playlist on shuffle, list the first 10 songs then tag 10 people to do the same !

Busy woman - by Sabrina carpenter

Back to friends - by sombr

I always kinda knew you’d be the death of me - artemas

Bags - clairo

Brooklyn baby - Lana del rey

Taking what’s not yours - TV girl

She - Harry styles

Snap out of it - arctic monkeys

Let the light in - Lana del rey , father John misty

No one noticed - the Marías

Tagged by: @melniibone

Tagging -> @theblessed-bloodson @doublecrossbow @h3llblazer @raven-thewaygate @myster-e-gurl @kingisshark (I’m rlly curious) @magicandmuscles @insidemyblood @blindoldmystery @crimsonsdevil

HE HAVETH THE TOT

Tater Tots are better than French Fries and I will not be taking any counter arguments

History shows us that in order to have a lasting legacy, you need to keep a favorite little twink around

This is just A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash

Parenting tip: name your kid something dumb in order to help them get bullied at school

The science behind why Dr. Pepper is the best

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.

I ate them all :)

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

My quote of the day:

“I'm gonna give you backshots as a compensation prize for everything you've lost in life."

I love how I talk to my best friend-

There are many reasons I'm going to hell, but by far the worst is the fact that I was involved with a BAD autism movie

I was only 11 during filming but my god this is gonna haunt me for life-

I think a lot of my issues could be fixed if I just got a really long hug. Or just started biting people. It's to-be-determined