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Whoa. It's fish doorbell season

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

Root beer is awesome-

Here's me! My little flowers are marigolds (my favorites), and I desperately need a haircut or dysphoria might eat me alive, but yeah!

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

Tag game: make yourself as a little guy

Tagged by: @thanatos-zagreus-shagreus

Tagging: @thiamsxbitch @rhyslahey @myinnerguineapig and whoever else is up for doing it 💙

You're sentenced to life in prison. What'd you do? Who's your one call?

They decide that you're gonna have to go to the row of no returns (I was tryna make it sound less dark, but now it sounds more dark), what's your last meal?

Oooo, these are some good ones- Okay, let's see.

So, sentenced to life, I guess I'd ask for a journal or notebook or something to write in. Get my stories to the page, y'know? Either the fictional stuff I make up in my head or my actual life story to prove my innocence (or justify myself because I'm gonna be honest, if I ever do anything bad enough to get sentenced to any time in prison, there's gonna be a damn good reason behind it). It'd be a way to pass time, and who knows, might secure me an honorable spot in people's memories if it ever gets published.

My one call would 100% be my irl best friend. That's my pookie, and that bastard needs to know everything so he can visit (and try to break me out but shhhhhh-)

And if I had to pick a last meal, I'd say I want the loaded baked potato and smoked mac & cheese from my local BBQ truck. That stuff is the food of gods. If I'm gonna go out, I will go out with the ultimate satisfaction.

I'm bored, so y'all can send me asks (anonymous or not) and I will answer them honestly

I AM GOING TO START SOBBING, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????

TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

part 2 here

Oh my god the original post-

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I fucking hate daylight savings whoever invented it should be dead

For a single man who is definitely NOT old enough to marry, I think about proposals far too much-

Like, I have a vast multitude of proposal ideas depending on how much money I might have at the time, if my partner would be more of the type to prefer a private or public proposal, if my partner would want to know beforehand or be surprised, what they might like/dislike, etc.

I've also got the ideas of what I'd want if I were the one proposed to lined up in my head as well: I'd want a total surprise, and I'd probably want a public one (Firstly, I have 0 social fear, secondly, I love grand, shout-it-to-the-world type gestures, and thirdly, I date with intention to marry so there wouldn't be any public pressure to say yes, and even if I did want to say no, a crowd would not stop me). I'd at least want my closest people to be there- (If my partner were not comfortable with a public proposal, that'd be completely okay too)

I've even thought about other people's proposals and how I'd be more than willing to help if needed. I don't talk about it much here, but I do photography, so it'll probably become a pretty common sight for me to have a high-dollar really good camera with me when I'm with friends/in a pretty place. Meaning it will arouse 0 suspicion if I have one if someone is planning a secret proposal.

Idk, I just like love, even if it's not my own

You gotta make up some crazy lore to tell little kids about that scar, like say you fought a tiger or something-

Random lore: I wear the exact same sequined pink turtleneck every year on Valentine's Day. It is not comfortable in the slightest, but if I'm gonna be single, might as well get everyone's attention-

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-

Dang, you're tall compared to me- I am a short king at a mere 5'2

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3 @mydogtypedthis and anyone else who wants to try-

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11

Am talking eyeball

you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

KING OF MY LIFE

All hail Shresus (Shrimp Jesus)

@comettingmurder

(Ty to my friend for making this beauty)

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

....that might actually be the worst insult I ever received. You've earned my respect.

Still murdering the chill guy though-

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

@mydogtypedthis I hope you explode and that the last thing you see as you are dragged to hell is the face of the chill guy and his soulless, evil eyes

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

Fav colors?

I would personally go to war for the color yellow. Golden hour is the most divine time of day, marigolds are the best flowers, and yellow is simply the best. I take NO argument. My Stratocaster is yellow. My favorite sweater is yellow. Gold jewelry (offshoot of yellow) is my favorite to wear. If someone calls it a piss color again, there will be violence

Green is second place. Not a close second, but second place. It's a nice color-

You cannot hide this in the comments @suteki-gaikotsu

Do you like him & think he's cool? I do

Back in my early twenties when I weighed about 90lbs I was always freezing cold. For this reason I wore jackets like an exoskeleton, layering a button up, hoodie, and an outer long wool coat. The upshot of this was always having tons of pockets, in which I carried a vast array of things.

Practical things like my keys, wallet, chapstick, of course. But also less conventional things like stray buttons, paperback books, little toys, nail clippers, and open bags of candy when I offered strangers new acquaintances candy they always said yes which either says they weren’t raised right or I’m more charming than years of being told not to do that.

I really loved my coats but I did sometimes need to move quicker than they allowed. I remember a friend’s utter astonishment when I saw someone I needed to run up to and said hold my coat. He was left holding my carapace and when I returned he couldn’t stop staring. “You’re so small under there, I’ve thought you were a normal person this whole time but it was all coat!”

At the doctors office getting weighed a week or so later I asked if I needed to take off my coat and boots. She said no, and I stepped on the scale. “A hundred and twenty pounds,” she announced.

My eyebrows shot up and I said, “Sorry, hang on.” I shucked my coat and boots to her impatience and stepped back on.

Her eyes widened and she looked back from me to the coat before saying accusingly, “Ninety seven.”

I nodded and redonned my protective carapace.

I love being 5'2 and also owning a fully sized horse. He could fully stomp me into the ground if he wanted to, but that old man has no desires except food and wishing death upon the neighbor's cattle. I love him <333

GOOD GOD, CLASSIC DISNEY ANIMATION WOULD FIT LEGENDS OF ZELDA SO WELL????

Link By Hikari Toriumi, a story artist at Walt Disney Animation Studios

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK-

The biggest crime in botw/totk is that you couldn't pet the dogs.

the transgenderfication beam hit the second tower ft. ooccoo top surgery

(part 2/ redraw of this)

been playing botw lately

🎶 He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? 🎶

I feel like Na and Cl would be such a power couple. Like Na is a sweet punk, dude, who gives everything to Cl. And Cl is like a preppy, whimsical girl who completes Na.

Maybe I need to sleep