Cosmicentity27 - I Just Kinda Exist

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

I feel the need to draw everyone’s attention to this specific still from the GBA “The Ultimate Enemy” game

I'm only on chapter 3 and I've already cried twice what rhe fuxk

y'all read this book if you wanna feel so fucking seen

Aww poor baby

I’m screaming over your Megatron design but also I’m going to be ill(/pos) because of your D-16. I’m digging(pun not intended) the yellow optics

He's really paranoid and a really nervous bot lmao :)

Okay but do the butts match

The batkids don't an SNL skit where they wear shifty versions of their hero outfits and do mocking impressions of them.

It ends up proving to Gotham that they 100% ARE NOT vigilantes.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

I came across this exactly 16 minutes after finishing my osha training

Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.

Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"

Trying out tumblr.

Have some screamer i guess?