Bouncie Boing Boing

Not me, fucking waiting for my husband (someone im texting stuff that im not even sure constitutes as flirting) to come back from war (to respond). I though I was over thissss

love on the brain by rihanna is so acesan coded you cannot convince me otherwise

I’m sorry, but remember when I was in my tags talking abt Bellweather and their amazing fics? I said something along the lines of “plz update your circus fic I need more universal swing Kyle” (I’m talking abt their fic “If Bodies Could Fly” go read it it’s really good). Well, guess what happened yesterday, ie the first day with ao3 back from war? IT WAS UPDATED!!!!! That was probs my favorite thing to ever happen to me. So whoever sees/cares abt this pls go read their fic. It’s really worth it :)

It’s been days, weeks, months, years, and I still miss you, ao3. Plz baby come back to me. No but I legit had a nightmare that ao3 was shut down permanently and I woke up in tears. I’m feeling serious withdrawal symptoms. We need, like, a tumblr support group for those going through life without ao3 rn. Thank you to the volunteers who are still trying to fix ao3. I’ll marry every one of you. Thank you to the people on Downdetector who have been keeping me company. I’ll be looking forward to the ao3/y/n/downdetector fics that are sure to be created. We can all make it through this, and I’m so happy that we can do it together.

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the Oscars 2024

I’m sorry, but when the FUCK was i gonna be informed that I can’t reach ao3 because of fucking anti-lgbtq+ pussy ass TERRORISTS!! Like, what the actual FUCK?!?!?!?! Why do you care sooo much about sending my ass back into the dark ages of dumb intolerance that your taking away my only source of fucking joy in this world. If you take away my gay fanfiction, I will fucking kill you. Do not kid yourself and please just give it backkkjjjkkrgsidbfhdifbdd

for OP fanfic enjoyers:

merry christmas or happy holidays or just happy monday to yall. drink some water, eat a cracker, and hug someone (yourself counts).

cant be the only gay bitch sitting legs kicking watching ads waiting for usher while yelling about the 49ers cuz i just don’t like the chiefs on this lovely sunday evening