For OP Fanfic Enjoyers:

I just found out that these dumb fucking freaks are trying to take not only my soft gay shit, but my fucking porn too. I’m sorry, but wHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?! If I loose this, I have nothing to live for. That means that I am all the more willing to fucking SLAUGHTER whoever dare try and lay a fucking FINGER on my HARDCORE GAY SMUT!!!! You know, I always said that I wouldn’t write any hardcore smut until the stars aligned and I knew that nobody I knew would find my Tumblr or ao3 account, but idk anymore. I’ll be setting up a pole soon for what you guys wanna see. Fandom, type of shit, all that jazz. Wait for that update and give me some feedback on whatever deranged shit you want me to post for my first on ao3 in honor of the

Ao3 being down on the FIRST DAY I have an account has to be some sort of fucked-up pipe dream. Please tell me I’m fucking joking. Complaints aside, proud of the Ao3 volunteers for not giving up on the site yet. I, along with an ass ton of other people, are rooting for you to kick whatever the fuck that is interrupting my abusive style/comfort k2 fic in its flat, tiny, puny little ass!

I love you bestie 🤭🤗

^give this hoe the prettiest pony you can find

@magma-frog0 bbg i love you too!!!

Quehanna Wilderness, Pennsylvania

actually vomiting ao3 is down and ive lost my will to live

AINT NO WAY IN HELL THIS BITCH SAID “SHARK SANJI X HORSE ZORO” 💀💀💀💀💀

I fucking love whoever said that-

Anyways I ❤️ lil Sanji’s middle finger like yass baby boy flip off your child bride.

Im sorry i need sleep but this is a genuinely beautiful idea and the art makes me giggly tysm for this.

NEW SHIPPING DYNAMIC HEHEH

(OG IDEA : @thedemises )

ALSO I drew this on Whiteboard Fox! It’s a rlly fun free web and you can even draw with other peeps!! PRETTY COOL!

happy new year tumblr!

my resolution: be healthily selfish. yall should too. eat 12 grapes, drink some champagne (or grape juice), and kiss someone you love - a pet, a person, or a mirror cuz you should LOVE YOURSELF!! I’ll see yall in 2024!

Okay!!! so, I participated in @spinthetags’s holiday themed secret Santa and I had the pleasure to write for the lovely @tulip-tune! I loved all of your prompts, but Kyle being an oblivious little bugger has a special place in my heart and I just love writing children with child crushes being kids! So, I hope you enjoy, and have a wonderful holiday season!

Mr. Sandman, I itch my toe I have a rash on it and it ain’t fun bro Please get me your Vaseline Mr. Sandman, bring me a cream

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Happy belated birthday to my bffffforever @magma-frog0!!

Get it, like from the Beetlejuice musical? Anyways, happy belated birthday SageGreenFrog! This little thirst goblin was the one who finally got me to join Tumblr, so if anyone has a craving for deranged smut, cute fluff, or any other type of fic for the fandoms that you can find on the first post of her account then let @magma-frog0 know! Remember to tell her I sent you!

On another note, your scheduled Myth May content will be posted BEFORE July 1st because that betrays the May part of Myth May!

I hope whoever is seeing this has a wonderful morning/day/evening/night! ‘See’ you when I ‘see’ you next!!

Lots of Love,

Cosmicluzer 💫