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So I had a funny dream the other night.

It involved a very gay witch.

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

I spent a good chunk of my weekend scrambling to finish this comic. I hope you like it. I was really trying to push myself with the colours.

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals

Two years?! I’m in!

if chilchuck were a snake he'd be called checkleheck teefs

Stay away from my brother!

Warnings: Male reader!, cussing, suggestive, cliffhanger, physical hostility, verbal hostility (if you squint very hard!), may contain false info for the actual manhwa, Jinx

You are Kim Dan's brother, always getting him through the thick and thin like the good brother you are. You being you, you decided to visit him at his workplace -which was the gym- to check up on him. You ask around to see if anyone has seen your brother, no one knowing where he was. Till you asked Jeong Yosep, he told you where your brother might've gone. You nod in gratitude, thanking him for his help and time before leaving the male. You go to the corridors where Jeong told you to go. You look around, before hearing a clatter noise, you peak into the room, your eyes widening in shock at what you see. You see your brother, Kim, being pinned to the wall and looking nervous with another male, who you assume is Jaekyung judging by how much Dan talks about him. Jaekyung is pinning your brother to the wall, meanwhile Kim doesn't look comfortable. They are only supposed to be working with one another, not having any sexual or romantic relationship with each other! "Who the fuck are y-?" The black haired male gets cut off by your protective instincts kicking in even before he said that, resulting you in slapping Jaekyung right across the face harshly, leaving a red hand mark on Jaekyung's face, to be exact, his right cheek. You grab Kim's wrist gently but firmly, dragging him away, before you leave the room, you glare at Jaekyung "Stay the fuck away from my brother. If I see you near him, you're gonna regret even hiring him as your therapist." You sneered at the black haired male, before completely dragging Kim out of the room, leaving Jaekyung too stunned to even talk or move.

A/N: I saw that there weren't a lot of male reader x Jinx, and really wanted to give some to my male readers! Sorry if this was an incorrect story that isn't like the actual story! I haven't read Jinx before but I really want to. Thank you for the likes on my Satoru and Suguru headcanons! Part two for this?

Today’s Sunday.

madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

Does... does this implies that... Chilchuck is the tallest of them all...? If they were all haflings, it's oficial that yes. Now, look at me play my game.

Chilchuck is said to be tall for a hafling, and he is. The avarage would be 100 cms, and he's 110 Laios is a tallman, but he's also tall for his race (the average height is 180cm for men, he's 185).

Marcille is 160 (elves are 150 and tall men 170, so we good here, I'd say she's average too). Sehshi is 140, he's actually taller than the average for male dwarves (135). And Itzusumi is shorter than the avatage of female tallmen (170), being only 150.

So far, if they all changed to the same race at the same time, Itzusumi would always be the shortest, followed my marcille. Senshi and Laios should be around the same height since theyre both 5 cms taller than the avarage (I know that as haflings Laios is taller, maybe he keeps being taller than Senshi just because). And Chilchuck would be the tallest. He's 10 cms taller than the avarage of his race after all.

Might this useless information hunt you until the end of your days.

Your lordness, speaking of isekai... are you going to make another fic based on that? Because I checked and you're missing one of Norm the genie.

(Snaps fingers) I knew I was forgetting something!

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“I wish I was the top model! Most popular and most famous and adored by the populous!”

So being top model wasn’t all it was cracked up to be. Her modeling jobs were at all hours, giving Lila limited time to relax or even sleep. She had a strict schedule that didn’t let her spend time with her followers to gloat and an even stricter diet that limited what she could eat.

She was not meant to survive on such small and tasteless portions!

At the very least, she had hoped for the opportunity to brag to the sheep at school, but being in such high demand meant they had to cut into her school hours, too! What was even the point of being the best if she couldn’t gloat about it?

Lila sighed as she prepared to step outside once again.

Still, it would be worth it for the popularity! Just remember, Lila! You’re the top model! Best of the best! Now no one will doubt how amazing you are and there is NOTHING that can ruin that for you!

…then Lila was almost instantly mobbed upon leaving her apartment.

Granted, it was what she had wanted. To be recognized on the street and adored by the populous.

“IT’S LILA ROSSI!”

But in retrospect, she probably should have talked to Adrien first about what to expect. Or really any other celebrity.

A shame she hadn’t known any.

And a greater shame she went out without any sort of bodyguard or protection as the mob was an actual mob that saw fit to take advantage of her ill preparedness to effectively jump the unsuspecting minor.

"I'VE GOT A PIECE OF HER JACKET!"

"THAT'S NOTHING! I'VE GOT HER SHOE!"

One particularly enthusiastic person cheered. "I GOT A CHUNK OF HER HAIR!"

And that person was immediately tackled by several others in a fight for the locks.

Lila, now sans some articles of clothing and sporting a new hairstyle, just managed to crawl out from beneath the pile of people. With them distracted by their infighting, she managed to dash away to a nearby alley to catch her breath. Which would have been fine had said alley not been full of garbage.

At least no one would think to look for her there, right?

And perhaps it was because no one noticed or thought to check that she was able to observe a rather special moment as a familiar voice reached her ears.

“Hey, Adrien. Sorry to hear you lost your top model spot.”

Lila peaked out and…yes, that was Marinette Dupain-Cheng on the street right outside the school. And sure enough, there was Adrien Agreste standing there as well—strangely ignored for once now that he was no longer the most popular model in Paris.

And yet he looked far from disappointed as he smiled at Marinette.

“Actually, I’m kind of grateful. Ever since Lila was named the new face of the brand, I’ve been getting less work.” He gave a shrug. “If anything, I’m enjoying the time off. I haven’t had this much free time in years!”

Lila gaped.

That was right! She had been too tired and busy to notice, but ever since her wish, she hadn’t been modeling with Adrien as much anymore. In fact, the amount of shoots she’d been having with him had been decreasing as her solo jobs have increased.

She clenched her fists in frustration.

Her wish was supposed to have made her the perfect companion alongside Adrien! Or at least if she outshone him, he was supposed to be impressed with her for it! Or at least more miserable than this!

Marinette smiled back at him. “Well, at least something good is coming out of it for you.”

He grinned. “Hey, how about grabbing lunch? Now that I’m not in demand anymore, I’m being allowed to get my own lunch now.”

The other girl blushed heavily at that and nodded. “O-oh! Okay! Sure yeah!”

And with that, the two walked away to get a lunch together. Just like something out of a movie about a perfect couple.

Lila twitched.

Honestly, it was as if the universe was laughing at her.

“NORM!”

please reblog or she may end up with no eyes due to a lack of voters

The legend must go on

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

You know that would be funny…

Jaune: And then I said… "That's not a deer. That's my grandma!!"

Blake: *Laughing* Oh man, that's funny.

Jaune: *Smiles* Thank you.

Blake: You know…

Jaune: Hm?

Blake: Since we're talking about funny things.

Jaune: Yeah?

Blake: It would be really funny if you pretended to be a chair and just, like, let me sit on your face.

Jaune: *Begins to slowly walk away* Um...

Blake: That would be, like... Sooo funny, right?

Jaune: *About to break out in a sprint* Y-Yeah sure. Hey, look I remembered I had something to do with Pyrrha. So… *start running*

Blake: *She ties his legs with her lasso* Where are you going, Jaune?

Jaune: Please! I don't want to be suffocated to death!!

Blake: A lot of people would kill to be in your position

Jaune: Well, let them have it!!

Blake: Sorry, but your face is the only one I want~💕 *She starts pulling on her lasso*

Jaune: *Scratching the floor with his nails* Please have mercy! MERCY!!

Meeting Rick the Door technician is a harrowing enough experience as it is but this really just elevated it to a whole other level

2008 was a better time…

Three (Ginny Weasley x Hermione Granger x reader)

Warnings: smut, swearing

Summary: Hermione plans for Ginny to help her with a surprise for y/n’s birthday. Hermione remembers y/n’s wish to have a threesome with another girl

Note: I got so many requests for a Hermione smut and I got just as much about Ginny in my inbox so I decided I’d combine it.

You and Hermione had been working hard and have barely any time to spend together. Your birthday is next week and Hermione is determined to make it special. She thought about what to get you for weeks leading up to it until she was sitting in her office and came up with an idea. “Hey Gin, I was wondering if you wanted to help with something for Y/n’s birthday next week?” It didn’t take much convincing so Hermione and Ginny had the perfect plan.

The morning of your birthday Hermione made you breakfast and you went off to work as usual. Your day was like any other day in an office, boring and stressful. You get home and take a shower with Hermione, she kisses you against the cold shower wall and her hand slowly moves inbetween your thighs. Until you hear knocking on the door, you groan “I’ll go answer it” You wrap yourself up in a bathrobe and answer the door, it’s Ginny.

“Ginny! I didn’t know you were coming” “I’m sorry I didn’t send an owl before I came I wanted to tell you happy birthday in person.” “Come in Hermione is in the shower but she should be out soon.” You sit on the couch beside Ginny. “It’s been forever I’m so glad to see you again” you and Ginny talk for a bit while Hermione is still in the shower. “Y/n I didn’t get you a physical present but I can give you one now” “What’s that mean Gin?” You chuckle. “I’ll show you” she kisses your neck “Ginny! Hermione is in the bathroom she’ll be out soon.” She unties your bathrobe and Hermione walks out “Mione!” You jump back “Hey Gin. I see you’re already getting to it” “What’s going on?” You ask “This is your present, I know you’ve always wanted us to have sex with another person so I brought Ginny in” “We should go to your bedroom, it will be more comfortable there.”

You walk to yours and Hermione’s bedroom. Hermione takes the bathrobe off completely and Ginny kisses your lips. You grab her bum and kiss her back. Hermione undresses Ginny breaking the kiss, you join in, Hermione pulls Ginny’s skirt down and you take her top off kissing her inbetween. Hermione pulls Ginny’s underwear down to her ankles and kisses her inner thighs.

“I’ll watch as you two get started” Hermione says sitting down on the couch near the bed. “Are you sure?” You ask “Yes, it’s fun watching you.” Ginny grabs your arm and pulls you on the bed “I can’t wait any longer!” Ginny kisses you, and brings her hand to your clit circling it a few times making you whimper against her lips. She removes her lips from yours and kisses down your body, spreading your legs. She kisses up your legs to your inner thighs, you whimper “Please Ginny” you beg. She finally attaches her lips to your clit and starts to suck then lick, you can barely control your moans. “You really like that huh?” She looks up at you and you nod “Keep moaning for me, pretty girl.”

You feel yourself get close as she works her tongue on your cunt “Oh fuck Ginny I’m going to cum” she stops eating you out “Not yet” you groan and kiss her, she lays you back down on the bed. “Hermione” she says and Hermione passes her a vibrator, Ginny turns it on to the lowest setting and puts it to your clit, you let out a moan “Good girl” she says turning it up. Hermione gets undressed and spreads her legs her fingers entering her core and she starts fingering herself. The room is filled with yours and Hermiones moans, you feel yourself about to cum, you grip the sheets “Ginny!” “Good girl, come on, cum for me” you feel your stomach tighten and you finish.

Hermione lets out a loud moan and you both see she finished too. “Hermione, come here” Ginny says, Hermione walks over and Ginny kisses her. Ginny spreads your legs and places herself in between your legs. “I’m going to ride your face, darling” Hermione says and positions herself on your face.

It started out slow, Hermiones moans were quiet and pretty, you started to moan against her pussy. Ginny started to speed up and you became really turned on by Hermione riding your face and Ginny grinding herself against your cunt. Hermione finishes on your face and gets off helping you get to your high. Hermione sucks on your nipple and pinches the other one.

“I’m going to cum” you moan “Go on, cum for me” Ginny says. You let out a string of moans before finishing and Ginny wasn’t too far behind. You all need a minute to recover from your orgasms. “Thank you for the best birthday” you kiss Hermione then Ginny “Whenever you two want to spice things up again I’ll be happy to come back.”

Idk

when you don't understand the assignment

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares