I Am Dave, God Of Course

overly aggressive pat pat the Dave

O u r p l e

Dave lowers his head slightly to make it easier for the anon to pat him. " Thanks, anon! "

Ford needs therapy

😭

Fiddleford: You should get a weighted blanket, it'll help you sleep Ford: Why would I need a weighted blanket when I already sleep with the w E i G H t o F m Y m i S T A k E s

@owlthehybrid Smol, creature, and tux

@madmunchiesmuller cloud, loaf, and shorthair

@garrysaskblog little shit, orange, skrunkly

@ross-yippee skrunkly, void and shorthair

NOW

what am I???

WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

:]

Hii I don’t know who needs to hear this but outing someone as trans before they’re ready is a shitty, scummy move <33

Even if they’re a bad person that doesn’t excuse being transphobic! Using the wrong pronouns for someone just because you think they did a bad thing isn’t right. It’s implying that your respect for us and our community is very conditional.

Even if you’re going to expose someone for being a terrible person, don’t out them if they aren’t publicly out. Please and thank you.

hi I’m Vincent

I was born to two homeless drug addicts and got taken away from them at 18 months old!!! I was developmentally delayed to functioning at a six month old’s level. I got adopted by my cousin and her husband who’s probably at least manipulative in some way!!! She hits me wherever she can when I mouth off to her and compares me to my neurotypical six year old nephew. Also I managed to get onto the Hub at seven years old. I’m trans and my parents shut that conversation down whenever I bring it up.

Anyways I brought gummy roadkill!!

@madmunchiesmuller @ross-yippee

Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???

For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"

just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!

@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay

How I dance after being escorted from the kitchen for dipping my big toe in the fondue.

me when i’m covered in fire ants (trying to shake them off)

YIPPEE!!!

CHOMP. Teefs are not sharp :3

" Oh- not as bad as I thought. "

Balls.

Yes, and?

And then Roger just barges in with Ford right behind. " OWL SWEETHEART HELP THIS GUY’S TRYING TO INSPECT MY NECK. "

Nico look

[He doesn’t seem actually mad. It’s more of a ✨ sarcastic remark ✨ based on his tone.]

Eats the context

if this ain’t me on a Friday night.