Imagine If You Will A Little Goblin, Now Hit It With A Hammer

They took the pokemon name rater and the move tutor outback and shot them!!!

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

Blue

NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

I could fix her

Mhmm the sentient dog, that is to say my dog with the intelligence level of a dog

"mods ban that guy" is the modern day equivalent to "guards take them to the dungeon"

Did anyone tell Ford

All the better to sniff you with

masks that cover the face but leave the eyes visible give someone a deeply personal character - they present someone as a thinking, feeling person first and foremost, and anonymise them physically.

on the other hand, masks that cover the face but leave the mouth visible do the opposite - they present someone as a body, a visceral and physical being. where the eyes subjectify, the mouth objectifies them.

I'm 40% penis