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favorite part of the witcher is seeing all these self-identified heterosexual men on twitter thirsting over henry cavill.  put henry cavill in tight leather pants and suddenly a lot of men are learning something about themselves

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

i never see enough tips for trans women/transfem people so. here’s a video that came up about tucking :] (don’t worry she doesn’t use tape at all despite the thumbnail)

Unmute !

Wei ying, stop bullying Lan zhan .

Jc is such a mood

nie mingjue would definitely let a little nie huiasang paint his nails and you’re all cowards to refuse the power of chifeng-zun beating up fierce corpses with hot pink nail polish

…is this bird Da-ge?

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

Shshehw this is CANNON

small brain: nie huaisang owns pretty songbirds and is a birdwatcher

normal brain: nie huaisang owns parrots and crows too

big brain: nie huaisang, with his love of birds, is a falconer in his spare time and has birds of prey hanging out in qinghe. They all hate JGY who is well aware of this dilemma

galaxy brain: nie huaisang owns a (horrible) goose. It behaves for him and him alone. Everyone else is convinced its a demon from hell but NHS refuses to listen

me with any media i enjoy

Reblog to fuck with a light mode user

brow: furrowed

jaw: set

fist: clenched

i am forcibly removed from matchmaking consideration

Yo so my brain keeps thinking of 3zun expect as different songs from heathers and I dunno if I'm making myself sadder or just laughing at the idea of Lan Xichen wearing a skirt

Or maybe both

this applies to all fandoms 

I- I don't appreciate being emotionally attacked like this

cql writers really think they're sly huh

*Jin Guangyao walks into the room*

Lan Xichen: Mingjue, I'm going to ask you not to doing anything violent.

Nie Mingjue: What? What are you talking about?? I only use violence as an appropriate response.

Nie Mingjue, after being served vegetables: There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.

When I tell you I SOBBED

no matter how much i love the idea of ljy being nielan's baby... I cannot stop thinking about nmj with a little babygirl 🥺

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Weird how people say Nie MingJue bullied Jin GuangYao when their late-game interactions were basically just Jin GuangYao being all, “I know Koi Tower said we would execute the mass murderer Xue Yang so that he can’t kill more innocent people, but keeping him alive in jail so my dad and I can continue to use his specialized skill sets in murder and demonic cultivation is totally the same thing as executing him, Da-Ge.”

And Nie MingJue’s response to that was a passionate, “NO, no it is NOT.”

Like Jin GuangYao wasn’t some hapless victim during these exchanges?? (And actually the victim between them has always been Nie MingJue so jot that down.) He willingly swore brotherhood with Nie MingJue too, knowing what Nie MingJue was like with Nie HuaiSang, knowing Nie MingJue was going to bear down on him with all that same Big-Brother-might to make Jin GuangYao get his act together.

“Where is your saber, HuaiSang?”

“Where are your braincells, Jin GuangYao??”

Calling it bullying just underlines the fact that Jin GuangYao only intended to use his new found family for personal gain and it was never out of any emotional care or support. His Sworn Brothers truly become nothing more than stepping stones. If Jin GuangYao was ever actually honest about what was happening to and around him at Koi Tower, it might have looked less like a one-sided argument with Nie MingJue and more like actual conversation. Even Lan XiChen’s support of Jin GuangYao was based on one-sided sympathetic presumptions rather than Jin GuangYao actually talking to him. Nie MingJue was demanding answers for all the BS and Jin GuangYao hemmed and hawed and acted spineless, which only made Nie MingJue angry because Nie MingJue knew Jin GuangYao was a capable and intelligent person who can get shit done.

If it was bullying, Nie MingJue wouldn’t have had to tell Jin GuangYao never to approach him again. If it was bullying, Jin GuangYao wouldn’t have needed to go to the Unclean Realm with a peace offering. If it was bullying, Nie MingJue wouldn’t have had to give Jin GuangYao a third chance at forgiveness when Jin GuangYao promised to have Xue Yang’s head in two months.

Because in the end, Jin GuangYao stopped trying to pretend to be pitiful and spineless in front of Nie MingJue because Nie MingJue knew him better than that. So Jin GuangYao had to own up to being capable and intelligent and admit, “I do, in fact, have braincells. You are absolutely right, Da-Ge, and I brought them this time.”

Except Jin GuangYao lied, he left his braincells at home, because once again he only brought the Collection of Turmoil which he used to kill Nie MingJue because Nie MingJue was always the victim of Jin GuangYao’s abuse and it was never the other way around!

And that's a fact

when a fic author you like starts writing for other fandoms

Favorite character introductions: Nie Mingjue, Nie-zongzhu, titled Chifeng-Zun.

I didn’t add the slow motion, Wei Wuxian did. This is his story, after all.

part 1: Song Lan / part 2: Lan Zhan / part 3: Nie Mingjue

Bonus: Fangirling over Chifeng-Zun (bonus bonus: Lan Wangji is Not Amused)

TURNING INTO RATS WON’T HELP YOU WHEN I HAVE THE GUTTER FEAST CHARM, PAOLO

Yo so I've been reading a lot of social media aus even though it's 2 am and my ass should be Asleep but like here me out

Social media au expect it's Meng Yao as a stressed customer service worker wondering what the absolute fuck is going on with all these rich people idk it just sound funny in my brain

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

The Soup Incident [Episode 22]

[Transcript below]

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