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partner that complains and nags you when your tits aren’t always visible and accessible. pulls all your shirts down when you’re together in public so that everyone gets an eyeful of cleavage and yanks them all the way under your tits the minute you get home so that they can have them however they want. hours spent kneading and toying with them, hours nursing while you cuddle, harsh slaps and yanks as they walk past, pinches to the nipples or clipping on decorative clamps whenever they want

uh oh i think i'm legit into self-id'd fakeboys too a lot now. specifically. shit, unexpected development in my sexuality. i'm gonna run with it. especially the ones who get really hot for it.

when i put on nitrile gloves, do i have to snap them? no.

do i? you fucking bet. because it makes me smile.

just came in from freestyle dancing in the sun and stretching because i'm trying to do healthy shit sometimes and i'm feeling hot, sweaty and i need a cute horny girl with a big girldick to shove me into the couch and breed me fucking hard, thanks

i think if i could cut holes in the tops of every guilty little slut so their nipples had to poke through whatever outfit they wore, the world would be a happier place

if i did it while they were still wearing the shirt, teasing them, threatening, i bet they'd actually thank me <3

i swear i'm the sweetest guy you'll ever meet

really need a "dad" or big "Bro" and some "gentle rape" today

i'm a fragile guy, ruin me right, put some good thoughts in my brain bank if you wanna be my savior

some guy once told me i was 'hot in a young keanu reeves type way'... is that good? i seriously don't even know, all i knew is he had a greying beard, a belly, was much taller than me and was geeky as fuck

and i damn well knew that man carnally as well as getting him to mentor me in learning tech

Reblog to disrespectfully fuck a mutual 🥰 (or the person you reblogged from… 👀)

when you're so anxious that you hookup with a stranger... uh.... ??