When I Put On Nitrile Gloves, Do I Have To Snap Them? No.

i'm like catwoman but a guy

but "catman" sounds unhinged, i can't solve this one no matter how hard i think about it...

when they just call you 'tiger', though

just came in from freestyle dancing in the sun and stretching because i'm trying to do healthy shit sometimes and i'm feeling hot, sweaty and i need a cute horny girl with a big girldick to shove me into the couch and breed me fucking hard, thanks

definitely don't reblog this if you hate sweet, fuckable guys

Bather

maybe this is gross but i've always thought the best time to be inside me would be when i had a fever because i'm just so damn warm and cold and need a body close and out of my mind and needy and my skin is all warm and slick

yeah i'm out here sexualizing my chronic illness. what're you gonna do, fuck me about it?

Being the reason a woman has an orgasm on her period, that alleviates her cramps, her discomfort, and her pain? A monumental honour

i sure hope all the gross older perverted guys don't find me in my dm's and anons, take advantage of my strong libido and blazed brain and sext me

just gonna lounge around in a white ribbed tank top and black briefs that hug my ass and package and hips like a gender-swapped ripley in alien with my windows open, smoking and watching horror movies

come play. i need to get filthy, the cool air feels good but not as good as your fingers in my mouth

Lesbian in a committed relationship who can't help but to tease her gay best friend every time her girlfriend is in another room, rubbing his bulge and flashing him her tits and kissing him and eventually having her girlfriend walk in on him balls deep in her pussy, blasting faggot cum straight into her womb.