Intro + Rules (PLEASE READ!)

Do your dishes you aquatic bird

Says this as I apologize for delay because of shitty internet

-🐢 anon

The dishes have been done!!

I am also saying this as I apologize for the delay in answering, not because of shitty internet but because Sonic Prime s2 is gonna come out on Netflix tomorrow and I am GOING INSANE

May I request a wukong x reader who has insomnia

Sure thing! I myself don't have insomnia, so if I get some things wrong, someone tell me! I don't like spreading misinformation about stuff like that

Wukong x reader with insomnia

Okay so I know this is going to sound weird, but literally when you first told him about your insomnia, he immediately asked if it was because of his loud ass snoring

This is assuming you guys both sleep in the same room btw!! But when you say that it isn't (though it kind of does bother you a tiny bit) he starts looking up ways on how to help you deal with your insomnia

Insomnia is mostly caused because of one's lifestyle, or something that's making the person have a messed up sleep schedule, so once he realizes that he is going to demand that you take a vacation

He does it very subtly though. Like he keeps dropping hints here and there for you to take a vacation, or at the very least take some breaks

He whines that you aren't paying enough attention to him and forcibly removes you from your work and cuddles you in your bed

You literally can't fight him, he is so much stronger than you

Just give in, he gives the best cuddles anyways

Full on gives you a strict bedtime and wake time you gotta keep consistent with. If he finds that out you're one minute late, he is at your side IMMEDIATELY

Becomes your new exercise coach. You guys jog together and do some basic exercises early in the morning. If you ever complain about it he'll just smile and tell you to keep on going because you're doing such a great job right now and it would be a shame to just stop!!

Tries his best to help you limit your naps. Which is hard for him because he LOVES afternoon naps with you. He sucks it up though, because he really wants you to be healthy

Forbids you in taking coffee/alcohol. Instead he insists that you start drinking some tea instead. He won't force you to, but it's a healthier alternative and could help you greatly with your insomnia

If you end up liking the tea, he'll get you a whole ass bag of it. Don't ask where it's from.

He goes to Sandy and asks for some tea recommendations to help with sleep. It ends up working really well, and it tastes great too!

He doesn't know much about mortal things like this, so he tries really hard to help you with it. He's searching the internet for remedies and asking MK and the gang for help. Wukong even once considered using some mystical substance to help you, but he puts that on the back burner for now, because he wants to learn more natural ways to help you than resorting to that

Wukong really does love you and can be a bit overbearing during these. If you tell him to tone it down he will, but he still tries to help you.

You're his partner! You deserve a good nights sleep!!

Seriously though, if you still have insomnia after all this, he's throwing hands with any and all dream gods

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Hope you liked this!! A bit shorter than the other things I wrote, but this was super fun to write!!

feel like this is a good time for a reminder that paramount supports israel

happy for the knuckles series, pirate it

LEGO MONKIE KID SEASON 4 REAL?!?!?!??!?!?!

IM FROTHINH AT THE MOUTH GOING INSANE HOLY SHITG

Yo just wanna ask if your ok?? you've been quiet for a while and wanted to check!

-🐢 anon

HELLO I AM ALIVE

grgrgr sorry for not answering ur prev ask 😭 life has me on a chokehold fr

am very happy u checked in so ty :]] i hope ur doing good wherever you are!!

STOP TERRORIZING ME ON TUMBLR!!!!!!

I ACTUALLY ALIVE (NOT CLICKBAIT)

haha i forgor this account existed- school really do be giving me amnesia,,

Anyways, this is just an update to tell yall I am still alive and kicking! I’m still a bit hesitant about opening back requests again but if you guys ever just wanna talk hit me up in my inbox/dms or whatever!

Hello ducky!how ya doin??

-🐢 anon

Heya 🐢 anon!! I'm doing pretty good; I'm planning to finish some left over requests I haven't started with yet.

Honestly, I miiight post something about my upcoming LMK fic but I'm not sure if you guys might like it..... that and also I have a deep fear of losing motivation and I'll end up not posting anything :sob:

hehehe mega milker 2000

you when you see Splinter from tmnt2012:

There was this kid that used to be my neighbor (let’s call him Ivan) and he was a typical cishet white boy gamer kid, and he was kind of an asshole sometimes. But let me tell you, Ivan was also one of the best lgbtq allies ive ever met? Like he was kind of a dick but he was the kind of person to be in a group of people when someone makes a shitty joke and look that person straight in the eyes and say “that’s transphobic, Kevin. Stop being a dick” without missing a beat.

It was just nice to see. Like I told him I was bisexual and he was like “that’s dope. Tell me if I need to beat anyone up for being a dick to you. Anyway, let’s go set things on fire in Minecraft”

He’d be mean to someone and then someone else would call the kid they were bullying a homo and he’d stop what he was doing and be like “there’s nothing wrong with being gay, don’t be homophobic, Billy” and then go back to trashing this poor kid. It was so fucking surreal. I miss him. I’m kinda sad we fell out of touch. Stay strong, Ivan. You… woke middle school bully?

Can you do an one where wokong and mac and Mk get jealous when y/n hangs out with her best friend (boy)

Hello! This sounds like a fun request, but I unfortunately can't write it. Please read this post to know more! I'm sorry if this sounds mean, and I'd love to take another request from you next time!