You've Heard Of Bootyshaker9000 And Megamilker2000 Now Get Ready For Kittylicker5000

My life be exotic frr i mean who ever almost died of an explosion in school like?sad part is because of that i had to walk on the rain all to my house :( but I'm okay don't worry duckie!

-🐢 anon

🐢 anon what even happened-

IM GLAD UR OK BUT LIKE.... DAMN BRO.... YOURE NOT HURT OR ANYTHING RIGHT??

I am sending you all the warm drinks and blankets through the screen RIGHT NOW!!!!! Someone as awesome as u should NOT deserve a near death experience via explosion

CRIES /POS

GRABS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKES YOU

YOU ARE SO NICE TO MEEEEEEEE EUEUEUUERURUUY

Chance to encourage another writer go brrrr /gen

I saw you did letters!! I don't see much of those- How aboooutt..

What if the reader is away on a trip, and MK/Mei (Or whoever, really. I could even see Tang being set as the designated writer by the group) is writing them letters updating them on what's going on?

Telling them who misses them, what the others have to say, etc! You could even have it be set for after certain episodes (i.e. MK's clones, Macaque's first appearance, etc), if you'd want.

P.S.

Doing this first because, SDJHHJFJHDSHJ YOU ARE LITERALLY SO NICE TO ME,,, HHH,,,

This is gonna be set after the pilot, so Reader went on their little vacation a few days before everything started! Which means they missed out on a shit ton of action-

Monkey Gang sends Reader a letter

Being on vacation wasn't all that bad, really. While you loved Megapolis and all your friends, you decided that some R&R was in order and left for a few days. They've been sending you letters back and forth, each updating you on whatever was going on while you were away. This time, though, you feel that you might have missed out on something major during your trip.

The letter started out normal. The moment you saw the messy handwriting and little doodles squeezed in the paper instantly made you smile. MK never changes, does he?

But then you started reading.

Hey there, Y/n! Sorry we haven't been writing to you that much, but a lot happened while you were away! Not sure if you heard, but the city was under attack recently-

Your frown, a pinch of worry pooling in your chest. Did something bad happen while you were gone? Was everyone okay?

Don't worry, though! Everyone's a-ok!

You breathe a sigh of relief.

The city got destroyed, but other than that, everything's fine!

You jolt. The city got what?

Everyone else misses you a whole bunch. Especially after what happened! You missed a lot while you were away! Pigsy said something about telling you about everything when you get home, but I think I should say it now, just to give you a heads up.

A sense of foreboding seeps into your mind. Oh god, this won't be good.

While the city was getting destroyed, I found this super cool magical staff! I found it while delivering noodles and got chased by a flame demon, it was wild.

You choked.

What the hell happened while you were gone?!

But it's alright, I handled it! Turns out the staff belonged to (wait for it) THE MONKEY KING!! ISN'T THAT SO COOL?? I actually got to meet him too!! We all went to Flower Fruit Mountain to give it back, but in the end, I ended up having to save the city! Crazy right?

Your eyes widen.

... Excuse me?

Aahh, I promise I'm not messing with you!! It'll be so much easier to explain it in person, I swear!!

Pigsy said that you were coming back in a few days, I can't wait to see you again! Mei says to bring us something cool from your trip, and Tang says that he'll save you some noodles when you get back! Pigsy tells you to be safe, but he also said that he isn't just gonna give you noodles for free (I think he's lying though).

We're all so excited to see you home!! We love you :D

Sincerely, MK (The new Monkie Kid!!)

You slump backwards after reading the letter, shock settling into your bones. After processing what the hell you just read, an unsure (but hopeful) smile grows on your face.

Well, at least you'll have some wild stories once you get back.

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Sort of different than a usual letter, but I wanted to try this out and test the waters! Hope you like it!!

Capivara

like the animal?

Eggman's programming

I know this has been mentioned before, but isn't it so weird that Eggman programs emotions and personalities into his robots??

People point out that this is really self destructive on his end because it can lead to some of his creations turning against him after building resentful emotions toward him, like Omega, Gamma, and all of the robots on Scrapnik Island.

My personal headcanon behind his thought process is that not even pure mechanical obedience can rival the loyalty a creation will have to its creator, or "father." It doesn't matter if you reprogram or rewire its entire structure to have its own free will if it's inherent personality, aspirations, and deepest desires will always be to make eggman proud of them, because of the way he's designed and conditioned them. They'll always return to him no matter how many chances you give them, because he's made it so that their biggest desire is to make him proud, even when given free-will or reprogrammed.

We see this most clearly with Metal Sonic, and Sonic will even tease him and take digs at him for it in the comics, telling him to "run home to daddy" (cringe). Clearly, even the characters in-story can see how eggman has raised all of his creations to depend on him for any sense of self worth or purpose. Truly evil, and I think something that's always overlooked when discussing eggman. People say he's not a respectable villain but I think this is really compelling and a unqiue way for a villain to function. Especially because his design is pretty dad-like to begin with, with the mustache, glasses, round body, and bald head lol.

It's so effective, that even when Metal Sonic gains even more power than Eggman through becoming Neo-Metal, he still only wants to take over the world to gift to Eggman. His influence even goes past his creations and gains loyalty from other aspiring inventors, like Dr. Starline.

Most of all, I think it's so effective because it's genuine. He really does love his creations, but simultaneously holds them up to impossible expectations and holds severe disappointment in them when they fail. I mean, think of it. Isn't it awful to design a creation that entirely depends on you for any feeling of worth or purpose, and to make it capable of love and such, only then to neglect and abandon it when it doesn't live up to your impossible standards? Just think of Scrapnik Island and the sheer amount of abandoned bots there.

I think after seeing Mr. Tinker and Belle, it raises the question, does Eggman deep down just want to foster these fatherly connections? To build childrens' toys and fun-rides and kiddy amusement parks, with his helpful heart-filled robot creations? He does often say that he only wants to take over the world in order to "enhance it" with technology, and that people just aren't cooperating. Maybe somewhere down the line his pure intentions got corrupted somehow into this extreme need for absolute control.

Heyyy ducky!!how u doin?😌💅🏳️‍🌈

-🐢 anon

EYYY MY FAV ANON!!!

Things have been BUSY, like REALLY busy- a new quarter for my school is starting and we're hurrying to catch up to things. Sorry if this response was late btw!! Not sure if I said this before, but I really appreciate you checking up on me :]] I am also just very bad at answering things lmao

Hellloooo! I saw you followed my Fleetway blog and I wanted to thank you! I see you're a fan of the Boi ❤️ I don't mean to sound intrusive but I want to ask do you or do you not ship him with anyone? Certain ships make me uncomfortable and I bet you saw this in my info. I don't always ask this if every blog. I have just seen some questionable blogs in the past.

yoo hello! dont worry about being intrusive, i love seeing people in my ask box!!

personally, i firmly see sonic as aroace. that goes for fleetway too!! and yeah, i saw it in ur info, and it made me super happy because i love seeing platonic/familial relationships with sonic!! HE IS JUST SO SILLY GRAAHHH I LOVE HIM /P

hope this reassures u!!

Intro + Rules (PLEASE READ!)

DNI

Proshippers, Tcesters, TERFS, Nazis, Homophobes, etc etc. Basically the usual DNI criteria. 

About

Hello! I am Duck! I write and read fanfictions a lot (more reading than writing, really) and decided to make this blog to look for any potential readers that might want to read my writings. I hop around fandoms a lot, so my interests change VERY drastically, but that doesn’t mean I’m not up to writing for some older fandoms I’m in!

One important thing to note is that I might not be online very much? Real life has a way of keeping me busy, rest assured that I am still active! I’m just not writing lmao 

Current Fandom

Really into Sonic the Hedgehog rn,, not sure whether or not I’ll end up writing for the franchise tho. 

General Rules

Use tone tags/indicators when sending something to me! You don’t have to use them all the time, only when necessary ofc. I just find them really useful to have, as some people have trouble with deciphering tones through text.

Don’t bring any political/controversial things into my ask box. I use this blog and my writing as a sort of safe space/escapism from that kind of thing. 

You can call me pet names/nicknames if you want! I don’t really mind :P just as long as it’s appropriate and not creepy, you can call me whatever!

If you’re ever on anon, please put some sort of identifier so I can properly recognize you! This is more of an optional thing, because my dumbass sometimes forgets a lot.

You can DM me whenever you want! Doesn’t matter if youre a mutual or not, I like talking to people and making friends :]]

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(More to be added in the future!)

Which episode from lego monkie kid is your favorite?

HDSHHAS I HAVENT REALLY WATCHED LMK IN A HOT SECOND,, but if i can remember... I think the season 3 episode where they visited red son for the samadhi fire ring was my favorite!

the sonic the hedgehog posts that i reblogged are getting more notes than my actual writing..... is this a sign i should write for the sonic franchise

Update!!

Hey yall! Just came home from a long day at school and holy hell- 

IM ON THE TOP MOST POST IN THE LMK X READER TAG- AHDSJSDFHJFD THIS WAS SUCH A TREAT TO SEE!!

Since school is such an ass to me, I might not be opening my requests in a while! I’m still opening my ask box, but that’s only for answering questions and the like! Asks that are asking for request will unfortunately be deleted.

Sorry if I sound so harsh, but my life is a handful sometimes, so please be understanding!

BUT!! That doesn’t mean I don’t have any other LMK content coming up soon!!

I have this LMK fanfic in the works, a various x reader that I’m hoping to upload soon to ao3. If I have enough free time, I could churn out some chapters and hopefully have it out soon!

If you’re looking for more LMK x reader fics to read, I suggest reading my friend @butternut-zippersqaush​‘s fic ‘One with the Earth, Wind and Cherry Blossoms’. They’re a dear mutual of mine, so go show them some love!! 

Okay, I think that’s all I gotta say. See yall next time <33 :]]