At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
btw the a+ in lgbtqia+ stands for a+ as in a really good grade so remember to do your homowork and get good gays.
Why do people give my wife (aka Lily Evans) zero personality? Like, yeah she was a goody two shoes, but not JUST that. She called James a “arrogant toe rag” and Snape “Snivillous” to spite him, so she was not short of insults. Also she faced voldemort THREE times before she died, and that’s JUST the canon stuff.
Plus she’s friends with (or dating, depending on what you ship) MARY MACDONALD. You know she HAD to be cool.
I’m so tired of Lily saying something funny, snarky, or smart in headcanons and fanfics and people in the comments saying things like “that’s more something blah-blah-blah would say”
Like SHUT UP!!! Lily is a QUEEN. Stop narrowing her down to just ONE of her traits- being a prefect who follows the rules more often than not. I’m not saying she doesn’t- but she has WAY better traits than just that.
And I’m not saying she had zero flaws. She did, but it’s ok. Don’t make her perfect. But don’t villainize her. You forgive the skittles for being death eaters, Sirius for the prank, but not Lily for being a little angry in someone’s fic?
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers 🩷
reading, of course
baking. But do i actually bake? No. I have like 500 recipes I want to try but I barely ever make stuff. I will HAPPILY eat baked goods, though
swimming. I swim for a team and it is physical torture, but I still really like it and i honestly don’t know why
spotify (need i say more?)
free stuff. It can be anything and i will be happy because its FREE
Harry: School sucks. I keep almost dying.
Remus: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
Harry: What are jobs like?
Remus: They suck.
Harry: But how often do you almost die?
Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Sirius: *bites lip*
Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
dorcas meadowes with a nose ring
Remus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Sirius, entering with an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
James: No way, Remus was late too! What a coincidence!
James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Lily: You can eat a rock.
Sirius: Air.
Remus: The fabric of time and space.
Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
James: You guys are not helpful.
Lily, walking into Potions looking disheveled: Sorry I’m late professer, I was doing… stuff
James, walking in looking equally disheveled: I’m stuff
Remus: Don’t kid yourself, she pushed you down the stairs
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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