James Deserved To Know What Type Of Cheese He Was

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

Im in a mood so im just gonna rant about jegulus

(tbh i think it’s cute and i like it as a background ship but I hate how it’s taking over the entire fandom)

Regulus denyed his crush on James, but James always flirts with him. I always see fanart with reg threatening to hex james and james just being like “i want to kiss him”

SOUND FAMILIAR? THIS LITERALLY WAS THE JILY DYNAMIC!?!?!?!

Fanon turn Reg from an awesome complex character into Lily in another font. The sarcastic, book loving personality. The younger sibling who just wants to be enough, but is never seen that way by their older sibling. The person who secretly loved James’s obnoxious flirting. The black cat girlfriend/boyfriend to the golden retriever boyfriend. Oh, and fanon always makes regulus very short- always around what would be lily’s height.

The only reason Jegulus is more popular than Jily, or ships like Dorlene and Nobleflower (Same dynamic as Jegulus) is because Reg is a guy, because of the fandom’s misogyny.

I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time

A little dorlene couch cuddle for @uhhlifeig

mwah

Peter: Punch me in the face. 

Sirius: ...Punch you? 

Peter: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? 

Sirius: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

Lily: You really shouldn't be using a straw. 

Marlene: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment. But this one’s paper!

Lily: Yeah okay, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Peter: Why is there cheese on my bed AGAIN?!

Mary: I swear, it was Marlene this time

Marlene: You didn’t have to rat me out

Peter: Marlene…

Mary: Don’t worry, we’ll make sure it gets squeaky clean.

Lily: We’ll make sure you can’t tail there ever was cheese.

Peter:

Peter: Why did we tell them?

James: At least they don’t keep SHINING LIGHTS into your EYES!

some emmary headcannons cause i love them more than anything:

- emmeline was always super good at quidditch, but hid her talents at school cause she didn’t want to be the centre of attention, meanwhile mary over here LOVES having everyone’s eyes on her

- didn’t meet until during the war, fell for each other in that 12 year gap

- emmeline wanted to join the order and fight in the second wizarding war, mary didn’t, they fought about it a lot

- emmeline DID NOT DIE (actually, she realised running away together was the safest option so she chose mary over the war and switched places with someone who had polyjuice potion to look like her, and they were the one who died in order of the phoenix, NOT HER)

- emmeline was a year younger than mary at school, she was in ravenclaw with kingsley and that was how they met later on

- emmeline plays the piano beautifully, mary can’t play it for shit, emmeline has a horrible singing voice, mary has the voice of an angel (they have a big grand piano in their house which emmeline plays and mary sings along)

- during the second wizarding war, hestia flirts a little too much with emmeline, and mary gets sooo jealous, which is ultimately just hilarious to emmeline who loves mary more than anything

- mary’s family lives throughout both wars, emmeline (who is an only child) witnesses her parents die during the first wizarding war, and it is a big part of her wanting to join the second time around

- at night before the go to sleep they’ll snuggle up in bed and gossip and kiss and talk for hours about anything and everything and it’s so adorable and lovely

- mary and emmeline get married and have multiple children (i’m thinking two, maybe three) and they grow old together and live happily ever after, THE END