I wish real people had subtitles bc I seriously can’t focus on what people are saying half of the time
happy mother’s day to all mothers, but especially lily evans, who never got the chance to be the best fucking mum in the whole entire world to harry
why is dorlene always a background relationship those bitches are superior to all
James, about Lily: She's very pretty. And confident. And smart.
Remus: She’d eat you alive.
James, sighing: What a way to go.
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c: @givethispromptatry
I need more scenes of Sirius coming out to Effie and Effie being so chill about it. Please, they heal my fragile gay heart.
“I don’t read that much anymore”
(the gay wizards on ao3 side eye me)
Sirius: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Remus: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Sirius: Yeah, they're all birds.
Remus:
Remus: That one’s an airplane dumbass
At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black
"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."
- Marlene McKinnon
James was the kid who put glue on his hands then peeled it off
Peter was not allowed to touch glue
Sirius took a big ass bite out of a glue stick
Remus was the one who told him it was edible
hey! i have no idea what to write on thisshe/they, ravenclaw, ENFJ (idrk what that means i just took a quiz)i guess i should mention i'm a minor but idc who contacts me.I'm 100% definitely not obsessed with a bunch of dead gay witches and wizardsOk maybe I amAnyways I mainly post marauders stuff but i also love hunger games, heartstopper, and um... (fuck I forgot all fandoms I'm in) stranger things but, like, in the gay way yk? anyways, have a good day!!
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