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Sirius: Why doesn't Remus find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Peter: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Sirius: *bites lip*

Peter: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Remus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. 

Sirius, entering with an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. 

James: No way, Remus was late too! What a coincidence!

yesss also the hand that feeds is AMAZING

i NEED a dorlene fanfiction full of feelings and emotions and love PLEASE and thank you

James: Please, Peter, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. 

Peter: I’m sorry James. 

James: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. 

Peter: It has to be done. 

James:

Peter:

James:

Peter: *Places +4* Uno.

(you thought it was going to be something different didn’t you)

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

dorcas meadowes with a nose ring

save me fictional lesbians save me (they in fact won't save me) (they will probably make things worse) (they wil literally break my heart forever and leave me pick up the pieces for the rest of my life)