Yesss Also The Hand That Feeds Is AMAZING

In every fanfic I read Remus is either the hungriest mf who will eat anything or the dude that James, the mother hen, has to force feed. I love both.

James: Mom can you stop picking me up from Hogwarts?

Effie, tearing up, thinking he’s embarrassed: Oh, okay.

James: Wait no it’s not like that!

James: It’s just… Marlene says things that make me very uncomfortable when she sees you.

if i could write coherent sentences it would be over for you bitches

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖

ahhhh just five?

wires (the neighborhood)

hot to go! (chappell roan)

off to the races (lana del rey)

naked in manhattan (chappell roan)

chihiro (billie eilish)

marlene obsessing over effie pt. 2

James: Mom, what does your shirt say?!

Effie: Oh, it says milf! 

James: Yeah, I see that. Where did you get it?!

Effie: Marlene gave it to me. Is it a problem, deer?

James: Do you know what it means?!

Effie: Yeah!

Effie: Man, I love frogs!

James: marLENE!!!!!!!!

*evil marlene laughter in the background*

James: Lily, can I ask you a question?

Lily: You just did.

James: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Lily: You just did.

James, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Lily: You just did.

James: When?!

Lily: Just now.

James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Lily: You can eat a rock. 

Sirius: Air. 

Remus: The fabric of time and space. 

Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

James: You guys are not helpful.

Ok but Remus and Lily sipping tea and watching James and Sirius do the stupidest shit possible (it was completely their idea but no one needs to know that)

tbh the only taylor swift song that isn’t marauders coded is 22

sirius and dorcas are hogwarts's smart + hot duo. everyones confused as to why tf theyre dating those sad soggy losers (remus and marlene)