Ok But Remus And Lily Sipping Tea And Watching James And Sirius Do The Stupidest Shit Possible (it Was

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

Rosekiller would say they had a meet-cute, but what happened was actually Barty robbing a bank and Regulus is his getaway car, but Evan was just parking outside and Barty accidentally got into Evan’s car instead.

At Jily's wedding:

Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Evan: LILY.

*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*

Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!

Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.

dude the only picture on my camera roll from april 29 is a random truck i saw that said RAB on it-

“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”

Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk

Evan: How would you hide a body-

Dorcas: Hypothetically-

Pandora: You aren’t fooling anyone-

Barty: ANYways, how would you do it?

James: 

James: You see, in quidditch, the snitch-

Barty: Nope. 

Dorcas: MarLENE!

Remus: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things. 

Sirius, entering with an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too. 

James: No way, Remus was late too! What a coincidence!

Andromeda : What's the worst thing you guys have done? 

Narcissa: I stole a pear once.

Sirius: I hexed Regulus

Regulus: So I pushed him down the stairs.

Bellatrix: I’ve set fire to a couple towns, I guess.

Narcissa: Cool, cool. Andromeda?

Andromeda: 

Andromeda: I don’t break KitKats.

Sirius: EVIL!

DORLENE HEADCANNONS PLEASE

YESS HERE WE GO

• Marlene fell first and wasn't very subtle about her crush so obviously Dorcas knew it all along but found Marlene's behaviour cute and endearing so she said nothing

• Dorcas has a lot of rings and Marlene is completely obsessed about them

• Marlene actually confessed accidentally and was very stressed about it so she was just talking and talking and Dorcas cut her off by kissing her

• Dorcas introduced Marlene to the skittles and they immediately love her (even tho Barty loves to tease her and say the most horrific things just to see Marlene looking at Dorcas with wide eyes asking her if he's joking or not)

• they paint their nails together

• they also love to flirt during quidditch games

• they love to flirt all the time in fact

• Marlene loves to braid Dorcas' hair (she loves Dorcas' hair in general)

• they share all of their jewellery

• Marlene loves to call Dorcas 'Cassie' and Dorcas loves to call Marlene "Lenie" (to have their own nicknames instead of using Cas and Marls)

• they can both be very scary if they hear you saying something bad about their girlfriend

okay that's all i could think about for now, anyone feel free to add if you have more ideas ! :)