CHARLI LIKES BOYS BUT SHE KNOWS I'D HIT IHT

The marauders as musical instruments:

Remus:trombone

Regulus:violon

Sirius:clarinet

James:saxophone

Peter:oboe

Lily:flute

Pandora:harp

Mary:trumpet

Evan:bass clarinet

Barty:drums

Marlene:electric guitar

Dorcas:piano

“I don’t read that much anymore”

(the gay wizards on ao3 side eye me)

James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Lily: You can eat a rock. 

Sirius: Air. 

Remus: The fabric of time and space. 

Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

James: You guys are not helpful.

Andromeda : What's the worst thing you guys have done? 

Narcissa: I stole a pear once.

Sirius: I hexed Regulus

Regulus: So I pushed him down the stairs.

Bellatrix: I’ve set fire to a couple towns, I guess.

Narcissa: Cool, cool. Andromeda?

Andromeda: 

Andromeda: I don’t break KitKats.

Sirius: EVIL!

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Remus: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! 

James: A llama? 

Remus: No. 

James: A baby llama? 

Remus: No! 

James: A baby llama with a little hat on? 

Remus: No!

James: TWO baby llamas?

Lily: You really shouldn't be using a straw. 

Marlene: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment. But this one’s paper!

Lily: Yeah okay, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

James: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." 

Remus: ...I think we should leave this bar.

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) 💖

ahhhh just five?

wires (the neighborhood)

hot to go! (chappell roan)

off to the races (lana del rey)

naked in manhattan (chappell roan)

chihiro (billie eilish)