Made The Worst Brownies Ever Created Just Now

wow lol 5 years ago i was donating to ppl like all the time and yet here i am lmao the one who needs the donating too, thanks facebook memories for reminding me of when my life wasnt shit lmao 

anyway if u wanna help a down on her luck black lesbian not be homeless in two months, i have a paypal sailorsylvie@gmail.com, a cashapp $sailorsylvie, and a gofundme set up for me to convert a van into a tiny home https://www.gofundme.com/help-serena-beat-housing-insecurity-and-get-a-van&rcid=r01-155188322958-07bb3ceca6894734&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

i also have an amazon wishlist to help me get stuff for in the van like insulation, a bed, and a sink area! http://a.co/h7jIzBl

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is this orange or yellow.

This game gives me a lotta nostalgia

I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

Love the puns from Pun Hub

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this