Elysium-enjoyer - Sunrise Parabellum

Woah

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

Erm theyre right behind me arent they

for adults, good kids and convenient kids are the same thing

wow lol 5 years ago i was donating to ppl like all the time and yet here i am lmao the one who needs the donating too, thanks facebook memories for reminding me of when my life wasnt shit lmao 

anyway if u wanna help a down on her luck black lesbian not be homeless in two months, i have a paypal sailorsylvie@gmail.com, a cashapp $sailorsylvie, and a gofundme set up for me to convert a van into a tiny home https://www.gofundme.com/help-serena-beat-housing-insecurity-and-get-a-van&rcid=r01-155188322958-07bb3ceca6894734&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

i also have an amazon wishlist to help me get stuff for in the van like insulation, a bed, and a sink area! http://a.co/h7jIzBl

may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way