I know that there's a bunch of symbolism and happy endings and an amazing end to an incredible show, but:
Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.
Why is "love" as a magical force always good-aligned? Villains can't love too? I wanna see two villains who adore each other so hard that the wicked power of love straight up fries the hero's head off
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever
bluetooth headphones dont fuck the headphone jack even a little bit and thats why the sound qualitys bad they dont fuck the music
when i buy something and my bank balance actually goes down
we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.